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| − | [[Image:17230.gif|thumb|right|Willy's dancing to a ritual for hopes to find some new children to have around.]] | |
| − | Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. | |
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| − | == Likes ==
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| − | *Candy
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| − | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
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| − | *Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed.
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| − | *[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]].
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| − | *Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
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| − | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]]
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| − | == Dislikes ==
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| − | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!)
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| − | *[[Cum|Gum]]
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| − | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
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| − | *[[Xavier]]
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| − | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]]
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| − | *[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
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| − | *Oompa Loompa Unions
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| − | *Heaven
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| − | *Jesus Christ
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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| − | == Liked By ==
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| − | *[[M. Bison]] (Claims that his candy is [[DELICIOUS]]!)
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| − | *[[Pedobear]]
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| − | *[[Doc Louis]]
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| − | == Disliked By ==
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| − | [[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]]
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| − | *[[Lex Luthor]]
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| − | *[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]].)
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| − | *[[Phoenix Wright]]
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| − | *Hershey's
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| − | *Reese's
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| − | *Cadbury
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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| − | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO.
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| − | [[Category:Pedophiles]]
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| − | [[Category:Business People]]
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