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'''Wario''' is the other major antagonist in [[Mario]]'s life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by [[Dr. Light]] gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and [[Luigi]] attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. [[Robotnik]], Mario, Marvin the Martian, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames. His most recent WarioWare game for the Nintendo DS has caused much glee from the YouChew community because it told them that they could create any type of minigames that they want, such as removing clothes off of beautiful [[Chewfag Girls|anime bitches,]] chopping random peoples heads off, and making women [[masturbate]]. Of course, those are just some examples for his game. | '''Wario''' is the other major antagonist in [[Mario]]'s life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by [[Dr. Light]] gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and [[Luigi]] attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. [[Robotnik]], Mario, Marvin the Martian, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames. His most recent WarioWare game for the Nintendo DS has caused much glee from the YouChew community because it told them that they could create any type of minigames that they want, such as removing clothes off of beautiful [[Chewfag Girls|anime bitches,]] chopping random peoples heads off, and making women [[masturbate]]. Of course, those are just some examples for his game. | ||
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[[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[Samus Aran]]'s [[ass]].]] | [[Image:Wario_grin.png|right|thumb|Wario staring at [[Samus Aran]]'s [[ass]].]] | ||
[[Image:Wario car.PNG|frame|right|Wario's beloved car.]] | [[Image:Wario car.PNG|frame|right|Wario's beloved car.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Cash.jpg|thumb|right|Wario's favourite thing in the world.]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He has an addiction to shake Bandineros. | *He has an addiction to shake Bandineros. | ||
*He has an appetite for [[garlic]]. | *He has an appetite for [[garlic]]. | ||
| − | *He currently owns a goldmine | + | *He currently owns a goldmine, a coliseum, and a stadium. Used to own two stadiums, but one of them was given to his brother [[Waluigi]]. |
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*He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | *He is great at math (from counting his money all his life), but knows little outside of mathematics and economics. | ||
*It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | *It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some [[Magic Drugs|steroids]] in his spare time, but its not confirmed. | ||
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*He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | *He once stared in a commercial advertising his new game, [[Wario World]] (not to be confused with the [[Warioland]] series.) In this commercial, he was apoximatly two feet tall. He stood under the podium of a polititcian and instructed him to proclaim that "greed is good" and that it will "get you everything even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so". The politician repeated every word exactly. Wario then took the man's wallet, stole all the money from it and placed it back (Apparently the politician was influenced by Wario's mind control). | ||
| + | *In 1988, he starred in an [[Hentai|Adult]] game by [[Tiertex]] on [[Atari 3600|Atari 2600]]. The game was called "Wario's [[Penis|Wood]]", and it was a clone of [[Rape|Custer's Revenege]], with music by A Flock of Seagulls. It was discontinued later that year due to bad sales (only 1295 copies were sold). | ||
*Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. | *Loves to tell stories about getting himself trapped in the bathroom. | ||
*He once lost his green shoes. It was said that a troll stole them, but he wore pink shoes in one game because of that. He beat that stealer's ass afterwords. | *He once lost his green shoes. It was said that a troll stole them, but he wore pink shoes in one game because of that. He beat that stealer's ass afterwords. | ||
*In addition to his hatred of [[Mario]], he also hates [[Toad]] (for stopping his takeover of Toad's Woods), [[Birdo]] (for helping [[Toad]]), [[Luigi]] (for being Mario's brother), and even Shigeru Miyamoto himself (for creating Mario). | *In addition to his hatred of [[Mario]], he also hates [[Toad]] (for stopping his takeover of Toad's Woods), [[Birdo]] (for helping [[Toad]]), [[Luigi]] (for being Mario's brother), and even Shigeru Miyamoto himself (for creating Mario). | ||
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*Obey him, destroy Mario. | *Obey him, destroy Mario. | ||
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*"Obey Wario; destroy Mario!" | *"Obey Wario; destroy Mario!" | ||
*"D'OH, I MISSED" | *"D'OH, I MISSED" | ||
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*"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | *"Oh yeah, Wario wins!" | ||
*"Oh yeah! Wario time!" (after hitting a [[Baseball|home run]]) | *"Oh yeah! Wario time!" (after hitting a [[Baseball|home run]]) | ||
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*"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | *"You're very handsome; You have amazing powers; Plundering hidden pirates' treasure; Bag a bazillion coins; Buy me a Castle, Bigger Than [[Mario]]'s!" | ||
[[Image:UnsureWario.png|thumb|right|Wario after seeing the .gif above him.]] | [[Image:UnsureWario.png|thumb|right|Wario after seeing the .gif above him.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Th warioperfect5.gif|frame|right|Wario's grade on his own article.]] | ||
*"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | *"Repeat after me; I'm the bad guy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, where being [[bad]] is [[good]], and ''greed'' is good! Ha!" | ||
*"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | *"[[Cum|Come]] and get it on Game Boy, greedy!" | ||
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*"Greed is [[good]]." | *"Greed is [[good]]." | ||
*"It will get you everything." | *"It will get you everything." | ||
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*"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | *"Even if you have to pile drive your enemies to do so." | ||
*"Hey! Fix my TV!" | *"Hey! Fix my TV!" | ||
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*"Wa hah hah hah! Wario hot stuff, baby!" | *"Wa hah hah hah! Wario hot stuff, baby!" | ||
*"OH MY [[God|GOD]]!!" | *"OH MY [[God|GOD]]!!" | ||
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