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[[Image:090218-shamwow.jpg|right|thumb|You're [[no]]t gonna cry anymore.]] | [[Image:090218-shamwow.jpg|right|thumb|You're [[no]]t gonna cry anymore.]] | ||
[[Image:Woweverytime.jpg|thumb|right|Wow, what a role reversal!]] | [[Image:Woweverytime.jpg|thumb|right|Wow, what a role reversal!]] | ||
| − | {{VidCaption| | + | {{VidCaption|J2oVWSfZ9Bk|Vince's song about Los Angeles.}} |
| − | '''Vince Offer''' is an actor, director, and comedian turned television salesman dressed (almost) like a [[Scout]]. He is well known for his advertisements for his surprisingly successful products, ''Sham-Wow!'' | + | '''Vince Offer''' is an actor, director, and comedian turned television salesman dressed (almost) like a [[Scout]]. He is well known for his advertisements for his surprisingly successful products, ''Sham-Wow!'' and the ''Slap Chop.'' He was also born in Israel. |
==About== | ==About== | ||
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He recently starred in a new infomercial, advertising Eminem's new album, "Recovery". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzrArpks3mk No really.] | He recently starred in a new infomercial, advertising Eminem's new album, "Recovery". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzrArpks3mk No really.] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*''"Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"'' | *''"Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"'' | ||
*''"Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."'' | *''"Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."'' | ||
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*''"You're gonna [[love]] my nuts."'' | *''"You're gonna [[love]] my nuts."'' | ||
*''"You'll be saying ''"wow"'' every time."'' | *''"You'll be saying ''"wow"'' every time."'' | ||
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*''"You're gonna love this."'' | *''"You're gonna love this."'' | ||
*''"You gonna slap my nuts, one slap at a time."'' | *''"You gonna slap my nuts, one slap at a time."'' | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*You're gonna love his nuts. | *You're gonna love his nuts. | ||
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*He knows that [[Spongebob Squarepants (Character)|sponges]] only last for a week, while his Sham-Wows last for over 10 years. | *He knows that [[Spongebob Squarepants (Character)|sponges]] only last for a week, while his Sham-Wows last for over 10 years. | ||
*He once tried to sing a song about how he hated [[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles.]] Of course, that was during his time as an actor/director and not an advertiser, so yeah. | *He once tried to sing a song about how he hated [[Super Macho Man|Los Angeles.]] Of course, that was during his time as an actor/director and not an advertiser, so yeah. | ||
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==Official Websites For His Stuff. (Also, Sources!)== | ==Official Websites For His Stuff. (Also, Sources!)== | ||
*<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp The Official Place To Get ]</span>[[You]][https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp r ShamWow!] | *<span class="plainlinks">[https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp The Official Place To Get ]</span>[[You]][https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp r ShamWow!] | ||
