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User:TheMarxer

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Revision as of 18:49, 31 December 2009 by TheMarxer (talk | contribs)

If you you

found this page,

you were probably wandering about

on the recent changes page to see who I am.

Under you house, there is dirt. Dirt is outside.

Read more often, and go outise. But,

enough of that.

Already, you're wondering "What

da fuck is

this guy talking about?" I am talking about you.

Have you read the articles on Chewiki yet? There are over 9000 articles,

if you wanted to read every

single of them.

You probably gave up

on reading everything here, and everything on Chewiki. Driving

under the influence is

also very, extremely,

really bad. If you

ever drink, make sure you drink after you drive.

Got to go now?

Are you doing to leave?

You can leave now. I have proven my point.