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| − | Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. Its tie-in | + | Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. Its tie-in video game was reviewed by the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], and is one of his most famous reviews. |
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| + | [[Image:TopGun Box.jpg|thumb|right|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]] | ||
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==Movie== | ==Movie== | ||
{{Spoil|Go see it, or you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber [[Dogs|dog]] [[shit]] out of [[China|Hong Kong]].}} | {{Spoil|Go see it, or you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber [[Dogs|dog]] [[shit]] out of [[China|Hong Kong]].}} | ||
| − | [[Two]] [[Communists|enemy | + | [[Two]] [[Communists|enemy planes]] are close-by, so F-14s are sent after them. One enemy pilot is afterward scared shitless after being locked-on, and flees. The other enemy pilot then [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the American pilots after locking on to him with missiles, then is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him), eventually fleeing. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes [[emo]], though still eventually graduating from Top Gun. The whole movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], and becoming an instructor at Top Gun. |
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==Game== | ==Game== | ||
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#Training for the Next Mission | #Training for the Next Mission | ||
| − | #Destroy an Enemy | + | #Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier |
#[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up | #[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up | ||
#Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[Rock TV|TV]] | #Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[Rock TV|TV]] | ||
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*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]]. | *Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]]. | ||
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]]. | *Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]]. | ||
| − | *A [[Starscream]] toy makes a cameo | + | *A [[Starscream]] toy makes a cameo. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually <s>pretty</s> almost fitting. |
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*With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a [[shit]]ty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the [[Power Glove]], he landed it ''just'' right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!! | *With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a [[shit]]ty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the [[Power Glove]], he landed it ''just'' right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!! | ||
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[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]] | [[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Sources - Produced in 1986]] | ||
