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− | Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. | + | Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. |
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+ | It is relevant to [[YouTube Poop]] due to the [[AVGN]]'s review of the game based off of it, which has been pooped many times. | ||
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+ | [[Image:TopGun.jpg|thumb|right|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]] | ||
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==Movie== | ==Movie== | ||
− | + | [[2]] [[Communists|enemy planes]] are close-by, so F-14s are sent after them. One of the enemy pilots [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the pilots. One enemy pilot is scared shitless and flees. The other one is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him). The enemy pilot, thinking "Fuck this shit", flees. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes depressed. The whole movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], and becoming an instructor at Top Gun. | |
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− | + | There is also a [[sex]] scene with Tom Cruise and one of the female Top Gun instructors. | |
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==Game== | ==Game== | ||
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===Levels=== | ===Levels=== | ||
− | + | *1.Training for the Next Mission | |
− | + | *2.Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier | |
− | + | *3.[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up | |
− | + | *4.Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[King Koopa|TV]] | |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]]. | *Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]]. | ||
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]]. | *Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]]. | ||
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