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|name=Top Gun
 
|image=Topgunposter.jpg
 
|country=USA
 
|type=Movie
 
|creator=Paramount Pictures
 
|year=1986
 
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Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball. Its tie-in [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game was reviewed by the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]], and is one of his most famous reviews.
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Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring [[War|dogfights]] and [[Gay|homoerotic]] beach volleyball.
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It is relevant to [[YouTube Poop]] due to the [[AVGN]]'s review of the game based off of it, which has been pooped many times.
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[[Image:TopGun.jpg|thumb|right|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]]
  
[[Image:TopGun Box.jpg|thumb|left|The [[shit]]ty [[fuck]]ing [[AVGN|game]].]]
 
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==Movie==
 
==Movie==
{{Spoil|Go see it, or you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber [[Dogs|dog]] [[shit]] out of [[China|Hong Kong]].}}
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[[2]] [[Communists|enemy planes]] are close-by, so F-14s are sent after them. One of the enemy pilots [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the pilots. One enemy pilot is scared shitless and flees. The other one is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him). The enemy pilot, thinking "Fuck this shit", flees. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes depressed. The whole movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.
[[Two]] [[Communists|enemy MiG-28s]] are close-by, so F-14 Tomcats are sent after them. One enemy pilot is afterward scared shitless after being locked-on, and flees. The other enemy pilot then [[V of Doom|scares the shit]] out of one of the American pilots after locking on to him with missiles, then is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him), eventually fleeing. Tom Cruise and his RIO/[[Gay|Butt-buddy]], Goose, are then sent to Top Gun in [[California|San Diego]]. Later, Goose [[die]]s, and Tom Cruise becomes [[emo]], though still eventually graduating from Top Gun. The movie ends with Tom Cruise killing [[Communists|enemy planes]], becoming a hero, and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.
 
  
==Characters==
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There is also a [[sex]] scene with Tom Cruise and one of the female Top Gun instructors.
*[[John McCain|Maverick]] (Tom Cruise)
 
*Charlie (Kelly McGinus)
 
*[[Mr. Freeze|Iceman]] (Val Kilmer)
 
*Goose (Anthony Edwards)
 
*Slider (Rick Rossovich)
 
*[[Snivy|Viper]] (Tom Skerritt)
 
*[[Joker|Jester]] (Michael Ironside)
 
  
 
==Game==
 
==Game==
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===Levels===
 
===Levels===
#Training for the Next Mission
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*1.Training for the Next Mission
#Destroy an Enemy [[Ship|Aircraft Carrier]]
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*2.Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier
#[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up
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*3.[[Bomb|Blow]] [[Shit]] Up
#Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[Rock TV|TV]]
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*4.Vent Your Anger and Destroy the [[King Koopa|TV]]
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]].
 
*Top Gun is considered very [[Gay|homoerotic]].
 
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]].
 
*Top Gun made people want to join the [[America|U.S. Navy]].
*A [[Starscream]] toy makes a cameo, in the hands of Goose's son. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually <s>pretty</s> almost fitting.
 
*Is also known for its soundtrack, containing, the Top Gun anthem, Highway to the Danger Zone, Mighty Wings, You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling, and others.
 
*3 Navy F-14 Tomcat squadrons made appearance in the movie: VF-51 "[[Soldier|Screaming Eagles]]", VF-114 "[[Blue Aardvark|Aardvarks]]", and VF-213 "Black Lions".
 
*The MiG-28 is actually an imaginary plane, played by an F-5 in the movie, and meant to be an analogue of the [[Soviet Union|MiG-29]].
 
*With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a [[shit]]ty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the [[Power Glove]], he landed it ''just'' right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
 
*''I feel the need...'''the Need for SPEED'''!''
 
 
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