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= In Breif =  
 
= In Breif =  
Hi. I'm superkoffee. I like to have friends. I am still in school at the time of writing this. IMPORTANT: if anyone needs a buddy just PM me! I also am a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find I quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...
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Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...
  
=KOFFEE LIKES SALAD=
 
 
Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
 
Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
  
=Relations=
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=History=
 
 
Koffee want you to think he is the woman in the photo, but don't be fooled. He is neither. He just posted this here to fool and confuse you. Do not be confused!
 
 
 
  
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/tim_and_eric_awsome_show_great_job_image_01.jpg
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Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...
  
=History=
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Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.
  
Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kumquats|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise.  
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Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as [[GameBop|GameBop]], [[BSP666c|BSP666c]], [[MycroProcessor|Mycroprocessor]] and more.  
  
 
He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
 
He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
  
Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums.
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Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.
  
His last word on the forum:
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What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee] still exists, as well as [https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee] which has been inactive for 10 months.
 
 
[dinner]
 
 
 
=NEW STORY=
 
KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!
 
  
 
=First Poop Seen=
 
=First Poop Seen=
Dinner
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[http://www.youtube.com| Unknown]
  
 
=First Poop Made=
 
=First Poop Made=
Dinner
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Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's
 
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{{vid|PuW4an-mTQY}}
{{VidCaption|QFfeyVu5iG8|Superkoffee's First YTP! Re-uploaded to TheFamilylawnmower for your enjoyment!}}
 
  
 
=Reception=
 
=Reception=
called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast
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*Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.
 
 
=Criticism=
 
*Being too cute
 
*Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD
 
*O_O
 
  
 
=Preferred Software=
 
=Preferred Software=
*Milkshakeman Cut Pro!!!!!!!
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*Final Cut Pro
*Dinnershop CS911
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*Photoshop
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[[yes|
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
 
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BAN SOPAKOFFEE THE SOPA SUPPORTER FROM CHEWWIKI PETITION:
 
sign here~
 
1. O_O
 
2. not superyoshi
 
 
 
THAT'S ALL THE SIGS WE NEED SUPERKOFFEE IS BANNED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
  
 
=Trivia=
 
=Trivia=
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* He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
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* He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
  
* HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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=Links=
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee]
*AND he changed.
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee]
*NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
**GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
 
*HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
 
  "It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops
 
*He has five butts
 

Latest revision as of 15:22, 17 April 2016

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In Breif[edit]

Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...

Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!

History[edit]

Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of SHIS, and everlasting kumquats. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...

Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.

Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as GameBop, BSP666c, Mycroprocessor and more.

He found a gun to TERRORIZE people with at McDonalds. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.

Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.

What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account superk0ffee still exists, as well as LeSuperKoffee which has been inactive for 10 months.

First Poop Seen[edit]

Unknown

First Poop Made[edit]

Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's

{{#ev:youtube|PuW4an-mTQY|320}}

Reception[edit]

  • Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Final Cut Pro
  • Photoshop

Trivia[edit]

  • He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
  • He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. WATCH IT TODAY

Links[edit]