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Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!! | Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!! | ||
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| + | Koffee want you to think he is the woman in the photo, but don't be fooled. He is neither. He just posted this here to fool and confuse you. Do not be confused! | ||
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=History= | =History= | ||
| − | Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[ | + | Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kumquats|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise... |
Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day. | Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day. | ||
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He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers. | He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers. | ||
| − | Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on | + | Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on February 10, 2012. |
| − | What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but | + | What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but he closed his youtube account... |
=First Poop Seen= | =First Poop Seen= | ||
| − | + | Dinner | |
=First Poop Made= | =First Poop Made= | ||
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=Reception= | =Reception= | ||
| − | + | called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast | |
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| + | =Criticism= | ||
| + | *Being too cute | ||
| + | *Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD | ||
| + | *O_O | ||
=Preferred Software= | =Preferred Software= | ||
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* He was banned from the forum for constant spam. | * He was banned from the forum for constant spam. | ||
* He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY] | * He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY] | ||
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