Editing Superkoffee

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{{tennisplayer|past=yes|roster=http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/30906-poop-tennis-roster-thread/page-6#entry2902295}}
{{banned|whatfor=for repeatedly spamming.}}
{{closed|superkoffee}}
{{dirty|reason=by adding more information}}
{{pooperbox
|name=Superkoffee
|image=Superkoffee.jpg
|caption=CUTE DINNER
|sex=Male
|age= 
|nationality=USA
|year=09 
|sources= 
|methods=[[YouTube Poop Tennis|Tennis]] [[Erosion|rape]]
|tech=[[Final Cut Pro]]
|1stmade=
|youtubeaccount=LeSuperKoffee
}}


= In Breif = 
Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...

Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!

=History=

Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...

Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.

Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as [[GameBop|GameBop]], [[BSP666c|BSP666c]], [[MycroProcessor|Mycroprocessor]] and more. 

He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.

Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.

What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee] still exists, as well as [https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee] which has been inactive for 10 months.

=NEW STORY=
KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!

=First Poop Seen=
[http://www.youtube.com| Unknown]

=First Poop Made=
Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's
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=Reception=
*Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.

=Preferred Software=
*Final Cut Pro
*Photoshop

=Trivia=
* He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
* He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]

=Links=
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee]