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Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...
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Hi.im superkoffee.im a 11 yr. old boy who likes to have friends.im in 6th grade.OK,THIS IS IMPORTANT,IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF A PLACE CALLED CVMS,PM ME.ITS IMPORTANT. if anyone needs a buddy just pm me.i love rats. here are some of my nsider pals. linkfanatic90 **[my first best freind] superninfreak [hes always busy] cool69**[one of the sweetest person on the forums] thatcoperson**[my prank crazy penpal,he rocks] gamefreak2024[hes like never online] golberry*[a good fan-ficcer] gravyman01[he never responds to my pms.hes still a good freind though] greenyoshi[shes fun to talk to] hyliangirl**[she always wants to talk with me] kreampuff**[shes great] kmsmith[we both love rats] luna-nayru**[one of my best best freinds.me,her,extremekirby,sword_master_link,and stumper.we are all good freinds] mr_flash[my good buddy] tk-422[he seems so mature] birdie4 ninty15[my newest friend] plutoniamman kirby_killa sword_master_link[sml,a awsome freind]** stumper*[hes funny and a real good rp creator] unrealarmos zeldahuntress**[the nicest freind.shes one of my best friends] * means extra good friend ** means real nice,someone who pms me first,and is a extra good friend. my favorite game is vjoe.i like pikmin.especially the creauteres.like those water wraiths.my favorite book series is a series of unfortunate events.i love rats. rats rats rats yeah,you heard me,rats. i like rps.ill be happy to join an rp.if you have an rp thats dying,pm me about it and ill probably join it. i love reciving pms.pm me,pm me,pm me. i have 17 pets. 7 sugargliders 3 rats 2 spiny mice 1 cat 1 dog 1 hampster 1 chinchilla and 1 hedgehog. if you have any questions about the chinchilla,spinymice,hedgehog or sugargliders,feel free to pm me.id be happy to tell you all i know about them. i have a gamecube,a sp,a advance,a color,a n64,an e-reader. i love animals.all animals. anyway,i love receiving pms,like i said already. so if you would like to get to know me or anything,feel free to pm me.
  
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Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
 
  
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=History=
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=KOFFEE LIKES SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
  
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Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...
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this is a REAL IND-EPETH BREKING NEW S SSTEREK 2! UISFSIOAFSD
  
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Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.
 
  
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Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as [[GameBop|GameBop]], [[BSP666c|BSP666c]], [[MycroProcessor|Mycroprocessor]] and more.
 
  
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He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
 
  
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Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.
 
  
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What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee] still exists, as well as [https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee] which has been inactive for 10 months.
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It's True!!
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=NEW KOFFEE STORY BREAKIGN NEWS=
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KOFFE IS A WHORE HORSE CAROUSEL OH MY GOD THAT;S LIKE PRETTY HOT I LOVE HIM MARRY HIM HIS NUMBER IS 1-800-OBMAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KOFFEE BEING A WHORE HORSE CAROUSEL (THE LADY)
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http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/tim_and_eric_awsome_show_great_job_image_01.jpg
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=Koffee's Story=
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Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[cum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to be, TURNING INTO, "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark Saas of Koffee, and it is very HOT!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Kofffee uses his [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people on the magical land of macdonalds, also known as CUMCUMCUCUCCUCNC, also known as Youchewpoopy. It is a GOOD web, full of spiders, and spediers, and speeddiser, nasdjsd.
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[[yes|Please. Feel it. Do it.]] Now. And have a [[good]] time party rockin mmm GOOD. Coca-cola-coal-claoc-lcoalco-cloalc Local news 5 a man is caught robbin a CUTE [[Booze|LIQUOR]] STORY off [[dinner]]. The man was, in fact, you. No, it's not lol the chill grill was kofff's first job, and it was FULL OF CUTE red hot chili peppers peerpers peee poop yucky peeeee pooooooooo diner. please rate/comment/sub.  
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=Koffee's Charpter 2 ft. flutternutters=
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==WHAT IT MEANS==
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so koffee was in a ummmm mmmmmmmm hyurle castle!!!!! and then he was [[die|dying]]. it was his mom funeral. he took off his shirt and heeeee waasssss boreeeddddd lol ;) kofee wasz sas so he sing a lullaby. he remebeers when he was a wilttle baby man peep pee he remembers that song. he sang it. and he gots SUPER POWERS!!!!!! !!!! and so he saved the day thanks to kitty glitter and fruit.
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my thoguhts on my own story.
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it is an revoultionary ytpmv!!!!!! good ypmgfv!!!!!!!! aaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111one
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[dinner]
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=NEW STORY=
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KOFFEE MET OBAMA IN THE TWINN TOWERS AND HE BLEW UP THE END RIP RIP HE DIED !!!!!!!
  
 
=First Poop Seen=
 
=First Poop Seen=
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[http://www.youtube.com| Unknown]
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Dinner
  
 
=First Poop Made=
 
=First Poop Made=
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Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's
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Dinner
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{{vid|PuW4an-mTQY}}
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{{VidCaption|QFfeyVu5iG8|Superkoffee's First YTP! Re-uploaded to TheFamilylawnmower for your enjoyment!}}
  
 
=Reception=
 
=Reception=
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*Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.
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called a #rude #cute dinner by his loyal royal breakfast
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=Criticism=
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*Being too cute
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*Dropping it likes it hot when it's COLD
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*O_O
  
 
=Preferred Software=
 
=Preferred Software=
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*Final Cut Pro
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*Milkshakeman Cut Pro!!!!!!!
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*Photoshop
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*Dinnershop CS911
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[[yes|
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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OCCUPY SOPAKOFFEE!
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BAN SOPAKOFFEE THE SOPA SUPPORTER FROM CHEWWIKI PETITION:
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sign here~
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1. O_O
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2. not superyoshi
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THAT'S ALL THE SIGS WE NEED SUPERKOFFEE IS BANNED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
 
=Trivia=
 
=Trivia=
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* He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
 
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* He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
 
  
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=Links=
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* HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee]
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*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee]
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*AND he changed.
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*NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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**GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
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*HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
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  "It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops
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*He has five butts

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