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Squidward Tentacles

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Overview

Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, Spongebob, Patrick, and Cindy Lauper. He has worked the full-time register at the Krusty Krab for over twenty years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly runs a kiddie porn ring in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them.

Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen STDs but survived by cutting his genitals off.