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| − | + | [[Image:Skidward 1.jpg|right|thumb|Squidward loves being all alooooooooone.]] | |
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| − | + | Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and Sidney Crosby. He has worked the full-time register at the Krusty Krab for over thirty <s>thousand</s> years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows [[Magic drugs|marijuana]] in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them. | |
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| − | Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and | ||
Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off. | Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off. | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
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| − | In | + | Squidward was born on July 31st, 1931 to siamese parents. From an early age, he showed a heavy interest in music and substance abuse. He spent days at a time dabbling in both of these hobbies, and created his first symphony at the age of six. Short on money, his parents often loaned him out to band directors and hairy fetishists. |
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| + | In 1941, he father listed in the war and inevitably took his mother with him, and they both died in the Dresden Bombing. The then-orphaned Squidward set out on his own to see the world. Much to his chagrin, however, his parents wished to have themselves buried with all their money, and Squidward was left without a cent to his name. Consequently, he never left Bikini Bottom. In an attempt to get by, Squidward pawned off all of his possessions, liquidated his shares of [[uctions]], and actually boarded with Nigel Thornberry for several years. Nigel was, at the time, filming an undersea expedition. Things went well for awhile, but starting getting patchy when Nigel began to harvest Squidward's internal organs while he slept. | ||
| − | In | + | In [[Philadelphia|1976]], Squidward was hired off the street by [[Mr. Krabs]], and became the first and only cashier of the then-fledgling Krusty Krab restaurant. The money began to roll in, and he was finally able to buy a home and concentrate on his sexual fetishes, as well as his clarinet, which to this day he is absolutely terrible at playing. He now lives in an Easter Island head, and still works at the Krusty Krab, despite never getting a single raise in the thirty-odd years he's worked there. |
| − | Recently, Mr. Krabs turned the restaurant into a hotel called the Krusty Towers, where Squidward was forced to work as a bellhop and reluctantly fulfill the demands of the guests. He eventually quit his job and then ironically vacationed there to make Mr. Krabs fulfill ''his'' ridiculous requests, such as making cookies like his mother. One day in October 2009, though, Squidward blew up the Krusty Towers simply by ringing the bell | + | Recently, Mr. Krabs turned the restaurant into a hotel called the [[Krusty Towers]], where Squidward was forced to work as a bellhop and reluctantly fulfill the demands of the guests. He eventually quit his job and then ironically vacationed there to make Mr. Krabs fulfill ''his'' ridiculous requests, such as making cookies like his mother. One day in October 2009, though, Squidward blew up the Krusty Towers simply by ringing the bell. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Alone... | *Alone... | ||
*Alone... | *Alone... | ||
| + | *[[Masturbation|Sexually pleasing himself]] with exotic vegetables. | ||
*[[Masturbation|Sexually pleasing himself]] with his clarinet. | *[[Masturbation|Sexually pleasing himself]] with his clarinet. | ||
| + | *[[Masturbation|Sexually pleasing himself]] with [[Money|expensive]] [[shit|stinky]] [[Japan|imported]] [[Cheese]]. | ||
*His own jokes. | *His own jokes. | ||
| − | + | *[[Money|Expensive]] [[Shit|Stinky]] [[Japan|Imported]] [[Cheese]] (especially [[bad]] [[Italy|Italian]] [[Rocky Balboa|provolone]]). | |
| − | *[[Money|Expensive]] | + | *Pie. |
| − | * | + | *And his own pie factory. |
| − | * | + | *Canned Bread |
| − | * | + | *Krabby Patties (though he doesn't want to admit it) |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | [[Image:Squidward. | + | *[[Spongebob Squarepants (Character)|Spongebob Squarepants]] [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at Squidward's [[ass]].]] |
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*[[Patrick Star]] | *[[Patrick Star]] | ||
*[[Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*Sandy Cheeks | *Sandy Cheeks | ||
*Pearl Krabs | *Pearl Krabs | ||
| − | *His own job | + | *His own job. |
| − | * | + | *His own life. |
| − | *The terrible | + | *The terrible fish-eating clam in the back yard. |
*When Patrick destroys his [[cheese]]. | *When Patrick destroys his [[cheese]]. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *"Thank | + | |
| + | *"Thank you, thank you." | ||
| + | *"GET OUT OF MY GOD-DAMN HOUSE!!" | ||
*"I've finally found a place where I can be all.... aloooooooone." | *"I've finally found a place where I can be all.... aloooooooone." | ||
| − | *"[[ | + | *"[[NO|Does this look unsure to you?]] |
*"[[Yes|What do I have to do, eat one out of the garbage?]]" | *"[[Yes|What do I have to do, eat one out of the garbage?]]" | ||
*"I just had to say garbage. But, OKAY!" | *"I just had to say garbage. But, OKAY!" | ||
| − | *"IT'S | + | *"IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!" |
*"Eh-ha, eh-ha, eh-ha." | *"Eh-ha, eh-ha, eh-ha." | ||
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*"Horseradish isn't an instrument either!" | *"Horseradish isn't an instrument either!" | ||
| − | + | *"AAH! SQUILLIAM! AAAAHHH!!" | |
*"AAH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!" | *"AAH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!" | ||
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*"Barnacle head." | *"Barnacle head." | ||
| − | *"''Future | + | *"[[Shit]] head." |
| − | *"They couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow! Heh-heh. '' | + | *"''Future... future...''" |
| − | + | *"They couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow! Heh-heh. ''Elbow''." | |
| − | + | [[Image:unamused.jpg|thumb|300px|Squirdward is unamused with this article.]] | |
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==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
| − | Squidward was more prevalent in YouTube Poop before | + | {{VidCaption|vkJ4Ab1mcEE|:D}} |
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| + | Squidward was more prevalent in YouTube Poop before Viacom started cracking down heavily on the unauthorized usage of Spongebob-related material. However, as aforementioned, he has attained meme status via the "Does this look unsure to you?" image as well as through the aptly-titled "Squidward" video on YouTube. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
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