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− | Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and [[Bill Cosby|Sidney Crosby]] | + | Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and [[Bill Cosby|Sidney Crosby]]. He has worked the full-time register at the Krusty Krab for over thirty <s>thousand</s> years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows [[Magic drugs|marijuana]] in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them. |
Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off. | Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | *"Thank | + | *"Thank you, thank you." |
*"I've finally found a place where I can be all.... aloooooooone." | *"I've finally found a place where I can be all.... aloooooooone." | ||
− | *"[[ | + | *"[[NO|Does this look unsure to you?]] |
*"[[Yes|What do I have to do, eat one out of the garbage?]]" | *"[[Yes|What do I have to do, eat one out of the garbage?]]" | ||
*"I just had to say garbage. But, OKAY!" | *"I just had to say garbage. But, OKAY!" | ||
− | *"IT'S | + | *"IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!" |
*"Eh-ha, eh-ha, eh-ha." | *"Eh-ha, eh-ha, eh-ha." | ||
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*"Horseradish isn't an instrument either!" | *"Horseradish isn't an instrument either!" | ||
− | [[Image:unamused.jpg|thumb|300px| | + | [[Image:unamused.jpg|thumb|300px|Squirdward is unamused with this article.]] |
*"AAH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!" | *"AAH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!" | ||
− | *"OH | + | *"OH NO, HE'S HOT!" |
*"Barnacle head." | *"Barnacle head." | ||
*"''Future... future... future...''" | *"''Future... future... future...''" | ||
*"They couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow! Heh-heh. ''ELBOW''." | *"They couldn't tell an oboe from an elbow! Heh-heh. ''ELBOW''." | ||
− | *"Yes, | + | *"Yes, Spongebob, I have finished those errands." |
*"Oh, my aching tentacles." | *"Oh, my aching tentacles." | ||
*"I'll give him 11 minutes." | *"I'll give him 11 minutes." | ||
− | *"Oh, look! It's | + | *"Oh, look! It's me, SpongeBob, right here in the open!" |
− | *" | + | *"[SpongeBob] is not in my thoughts." (Think again!) |
− | *"DON'T | + | *"DON'T YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS!?" |
− | *"I've | + | *"I've come for your [[penis|pickle]]..." |
− | *"Steal | + | *"Steal your soul." |
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==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
Squidward was more prevalent in YouTube Poop before [[Viacom]] started cracking down heavily on the unauthorized usage of Spongebob-related material. However, as aforementioned, he has attained meme status via the "Does this look unsure to you?" image as well as through the aptly-titled "Squidward" video on YouTube. | Squidward was more prevalent in YouTube Poop before [[Viacom]] started cracking down heavily on the unauthorized usage of Spongebob-related material. However, as aforementioned, he has attained meme status via the "Does this look unsure to you?" image as well as through the aptly-titled "Squidward" video on YouTube. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Male]] | [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]] | ||
[[Category:Nickelodeon]] | [[Category:Nickelodeon]] | ||
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