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Ronald McDonald

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Ronald McDonald is a devil who kidnaps children in order to increase his army.

==Story==

In 1940, McDonalds was created. McDonalds needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of handing out AIDS infested burgers, so they created Ronald McDonald, who is made out of pure evil. One day, The King wanted cheeseburgers, so he spent all of his money on burgers from McDonalds. Then, The King needed money to keep up his kingdom's progress of... um... living. So Ronald trapped him and forced him to work for him. Link and Gwonam saved the The king from Ronald. (Please type more)