Editing Rolf

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[[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]]
Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" ([[Get the Hint?|if you know what I mean]]). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]].

Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany
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===Likes===
*His Nana's Sea Cucumber Balls 
*Produce
*The Old Country
*Wilfred
*Victor
*Chickens
*Yeshmiyek
*The Urban Rangers

==Trivia==
*He has a pig named Wilfred and a goat named Victor that he uses as his slaves
*He also has a giant clam named [[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo|Bobo]] that was his childhood companion and comforted him when he was frightened
*He has an accordion too and it has delighted him and his family with beautiful music from the Old Country for generations!
*During the holidays, Rolf worships Yeshmiyek, a god that lives in the center of the earth.
*He is a member of the Urban Rangers
*In the first Christmas episode he knew what Christmas was while in the second Christmas episode, he didn't. This is most likely due to a continuity error.
*He gave his family's cursed phone to [[Eddy]].
*He longs for COOKIE DOUGH.
*He loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety.
*He has seen many meatballs, especially the fabled Swedish Meatball.
*He likes [[cum]], but only when added in a special dish.
*He is hairier than your mom.
*He makes weird noises.
*He once had 3 heads.
*He once bit off a piece of wood.
*Also, he once ripped off a stump with his own bare hands.
*He once fought with [[Eddy]] in MORTAL KOMBAT, and WON. While armed with a FISH.
*He owns a potato slave.
[[Image:ROLF.jpg|frame|right|Rolf in the weird [[form]] entitled "Three-Headed Rolf."]]
*He committed the Seppuku unsuccessfully.
*He enjoys eating horrendously bitter things.
*He can sing very well (and very loudly) if you stick a [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] in his [[ass|posterior]].
*He looks good in lambskin.
*Rolf has the same voice actor (Peter Kelamis) as [[Goku]].
*[[WhollyRufus]] has some sort of fetish for him.
*If his chores are not complete, he will be [[Die|banished to the ''cupboard'']].
*He likes to go to White Castle for some strange reason.
*Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions.
*Rolf's last name is Friggidfockershire.

==Quotes==
*"POPPYCOCK!"
*"I AM A [[Penis|WEINER]]!"
*"Why must you spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit? This will only leave him to search for a life as an airline steward."
*"Life has many doors, Ed-boys!"
*"Hello, Ed-boys! Many doors, yes. Too much for...Couch-potato Ed-boys like yourselves."
*"Begone! Cursed underlings of Valhalla!"
*"Who threw this [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] at Rolf's [[Ass|posterior?!]]"
*"Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a [[nigga|hairdresser.]]"
*"Yes, Rolf finally feels safe enough to appear in this episode."
*"Rolf will unearth the [[Ed]] [[Edd|Bo]][[Eddy|ys]] like the parasite that infects Wilfred's [[Ass|tuchus]]! This is Rolf's word! …Dawg!"
*"Do you think this is party time for [[the '90s|1999]]? NO!"
*"I will be performing my country's ceremonial dance of the Hairless Otter."
*"[[Fuck]] [[you]]!"
*"Rolf's [[Ass|kiester]] grows cold..."
[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any questions, guys?]]
*"That's my horse!"
*"ROLF'S SHED AND NOTHING MORE!"
*"The son of a sheperd has [[AIDS]]!"
*"AAAHHHHH! [[Shit|SHIT!]] [[Fuck|FUUUUUUUCK!]]"
[[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]]
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