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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
 
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
 
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]].
 
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]].
*[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he ended up getting demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]].
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*[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he was later demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]].
 
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force.
 
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force.
 
*[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
 
*[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
 
*[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
 
*[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
*[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]] - shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig.
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*[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]]-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig.
*[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting for [[gay]] [[sex]]
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*[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting [[gay]] [[sex]].
 
*[[Squidward]] - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to [[Spongebob]].
 
*[[Squidward]] - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to [[Spongebob]].
  
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*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.
 
*<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.
 
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
 
*<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
*Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest and it will materialize as a gold medal.
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*Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal.
 
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]].
 
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]].
 
*<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet.
 
*<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet.
*Spying on [[Rarity]] Because you are snoo[[pingas|ping as]] usuall. And Robotnik gives promotions to people who catch snoopers.
 
*<s>Working at the Krusty Krab</s> -You will get demoted because you are a kid.
 
  
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Latest revision as of 04:23, 20 January 2015

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I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION!
{{#ev:youtube|jZH3SpBujwk|320}}The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.

Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a PROMOTION!

A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.

In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In Youtube Poop though, only Dr. Robotnik has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.

The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to Coconuts, or being fired.

Joseph Stalin knows all about the powers of promotions.

Characters Who Have Been Promoted[edit]

How to Get a Promotion[edit]

  • Capturing Tails - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.
  • Spying on Professor Von Schlemmer Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
  • Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal.
  • Sucking Robotnik's pingas - Ooooohhhhh, that's good.
  • Capturing Sonic - Nobody has done that yet.