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OldFashionedLizard
Real Name: Frank A. Ball III
Sex: Male
Country: USA
First Poop: Youtube Poop: Tails' Bad Fur Day
Year Started: 2010
Preferred Sources: Gravity Falls, Pink Floyd
Preferred Methods: Stutter Loops, Sentence Mixing, Ear Rape
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere, Adobe After Effects
YouTube Account: OldFashionedLizard
In Brief
OldFashionedLizard is a pooper who had started back in 2010 on his family's channel Thisiswhathappened without having any idea what he was doing, and returned to YTP late 2014 under his new name. He used Movie Maker for his first poop back in 2010, but he now uses Adobe Premiere instead. He has also been rumored to actually be Escargoon (due to his love for King Dedede)) and has been charged with raiding King Harkinian's Royal Pantry a few years back.
History
OldFashionedLizard was first introduced to YTP back in 2009. He was searching through a lot of the poorly made Spongebob fan videos when he came across The Frycook Gay Games by Kortez3000. He was amused by the fact that the characters were saying swears and all of the different gags put in it. Lizard then realized that he could make a YTP on his own, so by the power of Windows Movie Maker and his family's Youtube Account, he had created Youtube Poop: Tails' Bad Fur Day. He was ready to make another WMM YTP, but his laptop unfortunately bit the dust before he could finish it. This would lead him to retire from YTPs for a while, and focus more on his drawings and art.
Fast-Forward four years later, where his sister has just gotten a new laptop, and passed down her Mac to Lizard. He was happy as could be, seeing as he could play his Steam games again. It also meant he could start getting into making YTPs again. So he joined the YouChew forums, got himself Adobe Premiere and After Effects, and made his second YTP and also his first under the OldFashionedLizard name (Which coincidentally, was uploaded exactly four years after his first poop.) Now, he's back and better than ever.
The Harkinian Pantry Incident
On October 23, 2011, King Harkinian had reported that a man had stolen all of his food from his pantry, which is a heinous crime in the land of Hyrule. The King then gave them a description of the man for their police sketch, and eventually they boiled it down to three people. Dr. Robotnik, Hulk Hogan, and Lizard himself. They brought all of them into an interrogation room together and they all answered their questions. Lizard finally confessed however, mostly because the room smelt like balls and Hulk Hogan kept talking about his grills throughout the entire thing. They locked him up until he eventually scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, where King Harkinian then let him go free afterwards.
First poop seen
First poop made
Youtube Poop: Tails' Bad Fur Day
Style
His style is more modern and relies on very stylized stutters and masking jokes. Unfortunately, he can't mask with Premiere, so he has to do his masking jobs with After Effects.
Preferred Sources
- Gravity Falls
- English Dubbed Anime
- Pink Floyd
Preferred Methods
Preferred Software
Likes
- Gravity Falls
- Pink Floyd
- Rush
- Flash Poops
- Anime
- King Dedede
- Van Halen
- Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
- Nostalgia Critic
- Cheesy 80's Music
Dislikes
- Memes
- Hipsters
- Censor Beeps in YTPs
- Long and Unfunny Jokes
- Nirvana
- Boring Slice of Life Animes
- Most Dubstep Songs
- Poorly put together Flash Poops
- Bio-Dome
Influences
Fans
Poop Listing
- SOON? (aka. A preview to Lizard's upcoming Gravity Falls Poop)
- Panty, Stocking, and drink some egg nog because wE'RE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY TONIGHT
- Pink's Unconstitutional Trial
Trivia
- He is secretly Escargoon.
- Coincidentally uploaded his first YTP on his channel OldFashionedLizard four years after his first actual YTP was released on his family's channel (September 25).
- He is a frequent cosplayer at conventions in his area.
- Lives near the voice actor of I.M. Meen
- He is a New Englander from New Hampshire.
- He dislikes talking in the third person.
