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| − | + | '''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.] | |
| − | '''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden | ||
==Plot Overview== | ==Plot Overview== | ||
| − | The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a | + | The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this. |
| − | At one point, | + | At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi. |
===Media Infomation=== | ===Media Infomation=== | ||
| − | *1999- | + | *1999-present |
| − | *[[Anime]], | + | *[[Anime]], manga, [[Video Game|video games]]. |
| + | *Created by Masashi Kishimoto | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair. | *[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair. | ||
**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings. | **[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings. | ||
| − | *Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl | + | *Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her. |
*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye. | *Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye. | ||
| − | *Rock Lee - | + | *Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like [[Bruce Lee]]. |
| − | *[[Neji Hyuga]] - | + | *[[Neji Hyuga]] - A pervert with no pupils. |
*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest! | *Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest! | ||
| − | *Shikamaru Nara - Some guy with a ponytail. | + | *Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail. |
| − | *Ino Yamanaka - The blonde | + | *Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service! |
| − | * | + | *Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy. |
*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem. | *Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem. | ||
| − | *[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. | + | *[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin. |
| − | *Kiba Inuzuka - | + | *Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie. |
| − | *[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid | + | *[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back. |
| − | *[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy | + | *[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]]. |
*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls. | *Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls. | ||
*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner. | *[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner. | ||
*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist. | *Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist. | ||
*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones. | *Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones. | ||
| − | *Iruka - | + | *Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown. |
*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten) | *[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten) | ||
*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]]. | *Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]]. | ||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
| − | Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin | + | Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used infrequently. |
{{VidCaption|Ss3XWFQPVV8|Naruto: <s>[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage|The Light of Courage]]</s>.}} | {{VidCaption|Ss3XWFQPVV8|Naruto: <s>[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage|The Light of Courage]]</s>.}} | ||
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*Believe it! | *Believe it! | ||
| + | ==Main Source for Poopers== | ||
| + | *[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant] | ||
[[Category:Anime]] | [[Category:Anime]] | ||
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Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.
Plot Overview
The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across a creepy snake man in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to the Dark Side and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
Media Infomation
- 1999-present
- Anime, manga, video games.
- Created by Masashi Kishimoto
Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
- Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
- Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke - The emo kid with duck wings.
- Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl. Despite hating Naruto's guts, he still has a crush on her.
- Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
- Rock Lee - A bandaged kid who looks like Bruce Lee.
- Neji Hyuga - A pervert with no pupils.
- Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee. Honest!
- Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
- Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
- Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
- Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
- Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
- Kiba Inuzuka - A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
- Gaara - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
- Orochimaru - A creepy guy who
likesloves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's Michael Jackson. - Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
- Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
- Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
- Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
- Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
- That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (AKA Tenten)
- Tsunade - The 50-year-old
slutchick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.
Usage
Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used infrequently.
Often Used By
- Anime fanboys
- Anime fangirls
- UberPooper12
Sometimes Used By
Disliked By
- Tentor521
- Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
- Many people over the age of 12 (aside from retarded fangirls)
Trivia
- Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in Tekken 6.
- Believe it!
