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(How the heck does it need to be cleaned up? It's fine as is unless Hobossuck adds more of those stupid rape jokes.)
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{{Youmay|the anime|[[Naruto Uzumaki|the main character]]}}
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[[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
 
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'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden villiage of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
 
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==Plot Overview==
 
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The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a power-hungry twelve-year-old and his friends as they partake in lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[no|Michael Jackson]] in the forest and is kidnapped, and the rest of the story's four-hundred episodes concern the attempts to save him before The Clap sets in.
 
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At one point, a kiddie-porn ring known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
 
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===Media Infomation===
 
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*1999-Present
 
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*[[Anime]], Manga, [[Video Game]].
 
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==Characters==
 
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''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
 
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*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
 
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*[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
 
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**[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
 
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*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing except scream and be annoying.
 
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*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
 
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*Rock Lee - Also known as: Hospital Boy and [[Bruce Lee]] Jr.
 
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*[[Neji Hyuga]] - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
 
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*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]]. Honest!
 
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*Shikamaru Nara - Some guy with a ponytail.
 
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*Ino Yamanaka - The blonde bitch with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
 
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*[[Fat|Choji Akimichi]] - A fatass played by Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch.
 
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*Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
 
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*[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes.
 
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*Kiba Inuzuka - [[Dan Hibiki|YAHOO!]] A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his coat.
 
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*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of [[Ronald McDonald]].
 
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*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy faggot who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
 
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*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
 
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*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
 
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*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
 
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*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
 
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*Iruka - We've managed to avoid drowning!
 
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*[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
 
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*Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
 
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==Usage==
 
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Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin' Park music. As a poop source, it is used infrequently.
 
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{{VidCaption|Ss3XWFQPVV8|Naruto: <s>[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage|The Light of Courage]]</s>.}}
 
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==Often Used By==
 
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*Anime fanboys
 
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*Anime fangirls
 
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*[[UberPooper12]]
 
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==Sometimes Used By==
 
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*[[Deepercutt]]
 
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*[[toadomos]]
 
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==Disliked By==
 
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*[[Tentor521]]
 
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*[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
 
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*Many people over the age of 12 (aside from retarded fangirls)
 
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==Trivia==
 
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*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''.
 
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*Believe it!
 
  
  
 
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