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*[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
 
*[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
 
*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing.
 
*Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing.
*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask.
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*Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
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*Rock Lee - Also known as: Hospital Boy and [[Bruce Lee]] Jr.
 
*[[Neji]] Hyuga - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
 
*[[Neji]] Hyuga - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
 
*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]].
 
*Might Guy - Totally not [[Bruce Lee]].
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*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of [[Ronald McDonald]].
 
*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of [[Ronald McDonald]].
 
*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy faggot who <slikes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid.
 
*[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy faggot who <slikes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid.
*[[Itachi]] Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
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*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
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*[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
 
*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
 
*Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
 
*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
 
*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.

Revision as of 14:20, 18 November 2009

This article is about the anime. You may have been looking for the main character.
MediaNice.jpg This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.
The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.


Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden villiage of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.


Plot Overview

The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a power-hungry twelve-year-old and his friends as they partake in lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across Pee-Wee Herman in the forest and is kidnapped, and the rest of the story's four-hundred episodes concern the attempts to save him before The Clap sets in.

At one point, a kiddie-porn ring known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

Media Infomation

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
  • Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke - The emo kid with duck wings.
  • Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing.
  • Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
  • Rock Lee - Also known as: Hospital Boy and Bruce Lee Jr.
  • Neji Hyuga - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
  • Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee.
  • Shikamaru Nara - Some guy with a ponytail.
  • Ino Yamanaka - The blonde bitch with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
  • Choji Akimichi - A fatass played by Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch.
  • Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
  • Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes.
  • Kiba Inuzuka - YAHOO! A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his coat.
  • Gaara - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of Ronald McDonald.
  • Orochimaru - A creepy faggot who <slikes loves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid.
  • Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
  • Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
  • Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
  • Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
  • Iruka - We've managed to avoid drowning!
  • That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (Tenten)
  • Tsunade - The 50-year-old chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.

Usage

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin' Park music. As a poop source, it is used infrequently.

{{#ev:youtube|Ss3XWFQPVV8|320}}Naruto: The Light of Courage.

Often Used By

Sometimes Used By

Disliked By

  • Tentor521
  • Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
  • Nearly everybody intelligent over the age of 12