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Miles "Tails" Prower

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Miles "Tails" Prower (real name Ami Mizuno) is a female/male actor who loves to hang around with Sonic the Hedgehog and also a lesbian.

Career

Her first role was in Sailor Moon helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however Tiertex sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and DiC has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:

  • When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
  • Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
  • The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're surrounding.)

After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.

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The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Trivia

  • During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
  • She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
  • Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
  • Loves rubbing TREES and easily forgets telephone numbers.
  • Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
  • Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
  • Robotnik shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
  • Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with MrDrunkenFox.
  • Wants to stay up and masturbate.
  • Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
  • People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
  • Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
  • Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with M10 by Greenback Koopa due to his colourblindness.
  • She recently got gay-married to Krystal from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days).
  • She was the victim of a rape in the '80s. The rapist was Bowser Jr. She enjoyed it (though Jr did not after finding-out that she was female), but Sonic said "That's no good" and sued. Their lawyer was Phoenix Wright.
  • Is friends with Poison from Final Fight.
Tails binges on junk food and is a fat fuck
Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something