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Mario Teaches Typing 2 is an edumatainmentical video game in which we learn that Mario is illiterate, which is actually impossible because Mario read a letter from Bowser in Hotel Mario. Mario asks you to learn how to type in order for you to type a spell that can save the princess. This is retarded, however, because Mario can just learn how to type himself. Nintendo didn't realize this because they were too busy removing CD-i poops of off YouTube to make sure that their products didn't suck. The continuity was made even more lacking because Mario was shown to be nothing but a disembodied head. The children didn't notice any of these faults because they're stupid, and stupidity has been considered a presidental quality ever since the election of George Bush. The game is now hailed as the greatest edumatainmentical game of all time and there are various religions, sects, and cults dedicated to it.
 
Mario Teaches Typing 2 is an edumatainmentical video game in which we learn that Mario is illiterate, which is actually impossible because Mario read a letter from Bowser in Hotel Mario. Mario asks you to learn how to type in order for you to type a spell that can save the princess. This is retarded, however, because Mario can just learn how to type himself. Nintendo didn't realize this because they were too busy removing CD-i poops of off YouTube to make sure that their products didn't suck. The continuity was made even more lacking because Mario was shown to be nothing but a disembodied head. The children didn't notice any of these faults because they're stupid, and stupidity has been considered a presidental quality ever since the election of George Bush. The game is now hailed as the greatest edumatainmentical game of all time and there are various religions, sects, and cults dedicated to it.
  
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tQWLg4E90M A YouTube video with all the cutscenes from this game]
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[www.youtube.com/ToadTitan A YouTube account that's full of cutscenes from this game]

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