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Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth.  Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.
 
Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth.  Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.
  
 
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*He's always wanted to [[die]].
 
*He's always wanted to [[die]].
 
*His nose looks like a [[PINGAS]].
 
*His nose looks like a [[PINGAS]].

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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.
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Mario Head is a retarded demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.

Trivia

  • He's always wanted to die.
  • His nose looks like a PINGAS.
  • He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
  • His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
  • He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
  • Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)
  • He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
  • Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over suprisingly well.
  • Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
  • Wario Head hates him.
  • He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.

Quotes

  • "Can I sing a song for you?"
  • "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
  • "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
  • "Watch out for falling rocks!"
  • "It's-a your turn to DIE."
  • "My nose feels funny against this screen!"
  • "POLE POSITION!"
  • "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
  • "POLE FURY!"
  • "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
  • "I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
  • "Mario's tunnel of doom."