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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]]
 
[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]]
 
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Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth.  Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.
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{{VidCaption|kAFzKNE306g|A rather popular Mario's Head poop.}}'''Mario Head''' is a cursed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth.  Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*He's always wanted to [[die]].
 
*He's always wanted to [[die]].
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*He's got mad flying skills.
 
*His nose looks like a [[PENIS]].
 
*His nose looks like a [[PENIS]].
 
*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
 
*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
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*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
 
*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
 
*Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
 
*Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
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*He ain't got nobody.
 
*Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
 
*Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
 
*[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him.
 
*[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him.
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*He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses.
 
*He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses.
 
*Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
 
*Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
*He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[KKK|American racism.]] Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
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*He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[American]] [[racism]]. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
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*For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64.
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**He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64.
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*Contrary to popular belief, Mario Teaches Typing is '''not''' the first time Mario Head was discovered! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1t6iNG28zI The first time was found in a 1992 convention called the "Summer Consumer Electronic Show".] The guy who did voice there, however, was ''not'' the current Mario voice actor, but rather some guy named Steve Coyle.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]"
 
*"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]"
*"When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a [[pizza]] pie, that's [[love|amore]]!"
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*"When the [[moon]] hits you eye, like a big-a [[pizza]] pie, that's [[love|amore]]!"
 
*"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
 
*"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
 
*"Watch out for falling rocks!"
 
*"Watch out for falling rocks!"
 
*"It's-a your turn to [[DIE|type]]!"
 
*"It's-a your turn to [[DIE|type]]!"
*"That was my impression of [[America]]n [[Nazis|rac]][[KKK|ism]]! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
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*"That was my impression of [[America]]n [[racism]]! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
 
*"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels-a funny against this screen!"
 
*"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels-a funny against this screen!"
*"POLE POSITION!"
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*"[[Atari|POLE POSITION]]!"
 
*"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
 
*"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
 
*"POLE FURY!"
 
*"POLE FURY!"
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*"I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
 
*"I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
 
*"Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
 
*"Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
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*"Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! [[Cum|COME]] BACK!"
 
*"Get ready to move your [[penis|PINGORZ]]!
 
*"Get ready to move your [[penis|PINGORZ]]!
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*"I hope your gonna be a great tipest one day!"
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*"I bet your thirsty!"
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[[Image:113044-miyamoto.jpg|frame|left|Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!]]
 
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[[Category:Mario]]
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Italian]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Italian]]
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[[Category:Characters - American]]
 
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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.
{{#ev:youtube|LJlWe4dAq3A|320}}The first Mario Head poop.
{{#ev:youtube|pZkZWlAIG0w|320}}Mario Head's favourite video.
{{#ev:youtube|kAFzKNE306g|320}}A rather popular Mario's Head poop.

Mario Head is a cursed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly.

Trivia[edit]

  • He's always wanted to die.
  • He's got mad flying skills.
  • His nose looks like a PENIS.
  • He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
  • His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
  • He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
  • Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies. (see the poop to the right, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)
  • You were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you....
  • He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
  • Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
  • He ain't got nobody.
  • Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
  • Wario Head hates him.
  • His favorite Pokemon is Gastly.
  • He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.
  • Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
  • He does a very good impression of both American advertisements and American racism. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
  • For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64.
    • He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64.
  • Contrary to popular belief, Mario Teaches Typing is not the first time Mario Head was discovered! The first time was found in a 1992 convention called the "Summer Consumer Electronic Show". The guy who did voice there, however, was not the current Mario voice actor, but rather some guy named Steve Coyle.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Can I sing a song for you?"
  • "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
  • "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
  • "Watch out for falling rocks!"
  • "It's-a your turn to type!"
  • "That was my impression of American racism! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
  • "My nose feels-a funny against this screen!"
  • "POLE POSITION!"
  • "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
  • "POLE FURY!"
  • "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
  • "I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
  • "Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
  • "Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! COME BACK!"
  • "Get ready to move your PINGORZ!
  • "I hope your gonna be a great tipest one day!"
  • "I bet your thirsty!"
Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!