Editing Mario Head

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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]]
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{{VidCaption|kAFzKNE306g|A rather popular Mario's Head poop.}}Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth.  Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly.

==Trivia==
*He's always wanted to [[die]].
*He's got mad flying skills.
*His nose looks like a [[PENIS]].
*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
*His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
*He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often.
*Gains much power from [[chocolate]] [[cum|milk]] allergies. (see the poop to the [[right]], ''Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk''.)
*[[You]] were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you....
*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
*Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
*He ain't got nobody.
*Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
*[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him.
*His favorite Pokemon is Gastly.
*He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses.
*Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
*He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[American]] [[racism]]. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
*For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64.
**He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64.

==Quotes==
*"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]"
*"When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a [[pizza]] pie, that's [[love|amore]]!"
*"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
*"Watch out for falling rocks!"
*"It's-a your turn to [[DIE|type]]!"
*"That was my impression of [[America]]n [[racism]]! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
*"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels-a funny against this screen!"
*"[[Atari|POLE POSITION]]!"
*"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
*"POLE FURY!"
*"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
*"I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
*"Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
*"Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! [[Cum|COME]] BACK!"
*"Get ready to move your [[penis|PINGORZ]]!
[[Image:113044-miyamoto.jpg|frame|left|Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!]]
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