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|name=Lady Alma
 
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|caption=Lady Alma, in her natural habitat.
 
|shows=Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Female
 
|age=45
 
|occupation="Lady" of Sakado, Prostitute
 
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|nationality=Swedish
 
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Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game ''[[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]''. She has made a few appearances throughout said game. She was captured by Wizzrobe because she refused to have [[Sex|sex]] with him, but was later freed by [[Zelda]]. She owns a blue mirror and is constantly looking at herself in it, to the point where [[Zelda]] had to tell her to stop it and smashed the mirror, revealing that [[Link]] was held within. (Whoa. What happened there?) She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway. She is not used much in poops except for her part in the final cut scene.
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Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game ''Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon''. She owns a mirror and is constantly looking at herself, to the point where Zelda had to tell her to stop it. She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
[[Image:Gaga.jpg|thumb|right|Lady Alma should not be confused with the popular singer Lady Gaga, although they are both sluts.]]
 
*She's a confirmed whore.
 
*She's not afraid of [[you]].
 
*For some reason, she wears a magician's robe.
 
*The mirror she owns had Link trapped in it for much of ''Wand of Gamelon'', but she was unaware of this. At least we think.
 
*It is likely that her name is taken directly from Donna Reed's character in ''From Here to Eternity''.
 
*She also could have taken her name from the city of Alma in [[Bacon]] County, [[The South|Georgia]].
 
 
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|I'm not afraid of [[you]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|[[Link]] told me about [[you]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Sure! He gave me his canteen for a [[kiss]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Here. It's empty anyway.}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Oh, he was a bore anyway.}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|I'm not a whore.}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|[[Shit]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Oh, he was a bitch anyway.}}
 
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