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{{Food}} | {{Food}} | ||
| − | + | Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the [[God]]s, owned by Colonel Sanders, and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food. | |
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| + | [[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] stares at his beloved fried chicken.]] | ||
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==People Who Like KFC== | ==People Who Like KFC== | ||
*[[SuperYoshi]] | *[[SuperYoshi]] | ||
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]] | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Zack]] | *[[Zack]] | ||
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*[[Aka Pella]] | *[[Aka Pella]] | ||
*[[Yoshi]] | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
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*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
*[[Demoman]] | *[[Demoman]] | ||
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*[[King Harkinian|The King of Hyrule]] | *[[King Harkinian|The King of Hyrule]] | ||
*[[The Amazing Atheist]] | *[[The Amazing Atheist]] | ||
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*[[Jesus Christ]] | *[[Jesus Christ]] | ||
| + | *[[Africans|Black People]] | ||
*[[Kirby]] | *[[Kirby]] | ||
*[[King Dedede]] | *[[King Dedede]] | ||
*[[Metaknight]] (Only when both [[Kirby]] and [[King Dedede]] aren't around.) | *[[Metaknight]] (Only when both [[Kirby]] and [[King Dedede]] aren't around.) | ||
*[[You|Everyone]], other than vegans. | *[[You|Everyone]], other than vegans. | ||
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{{VidCaption|ixgjBfITrYI|Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.}} | {{VidCaption|ixgjBfITrYI|Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.}} | ||
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]/[[Robotnik]] before his mother remarried. | *[[Dr. Eggman]]/[[Robotnik]] before his mother remarried. | ||
*[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway. | *[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway. | ||
| − | *The [[ | + | *The [[Retard|Hanshin Tigers]] and their fans (see note below). |
*[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] | *[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] | ||
*[[Bowser Jr.]] | *[[Bowser Jr.]] | ||
*[[Communists|PETA]] | *[[Communists|PETA]] | ||
| − | + | *[[Retard|Vegans]] | |
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{{VidCaption|3G5arh3qC5c|Kill the [[Fuck]]ing Chicken!!!}} | {{VidCaption|3G5arh3qC5c|Kill the [[Fuck]]ing Chicken!!!}} | ||
[[Image:Kfc.gif]] | [[Image:Kfc.gif]] | ||
| − | *Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in | + | *Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. |
