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| − | <I>[[Dust]]y old | + | <I>[[Dust]]y old bones, full of green [[dust]]! - Hank's unofficial nickname by the Community of [[King of the Hill|Arlen,]] [[Texas]].</I> |
Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution. | Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution. | ||
==Family== | ==Family== | ||
| − | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it) | + | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it) |
| − | * | + | *Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him) |
*Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) | *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) | ||
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]]) | *Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]]) | ||
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house. | *Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house. | ||
| − | *Has a | + | *Has a brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''. |
| − | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother | + | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him. |
| − | *One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of | + | *One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of [[ZZ Top]]. |
| − | [[Image: | + | {{Vid|F2cnuQNxROo}} |
| + | [[Image:Kingofthehill.jpg|thumb|right|The title card for the show that he is the star of.]] | ||
[[Image:PROPANE!!!!!!!!.JPG|thumb|right|He got surgically attached to Bobby's right arm once.]] | [[Image:PROPANE!!!!!!!!.JPG|thumb|right|He got surgically attached to Bobby's right arm once.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body. And seeing the picture that's on top of him.]] | ||
[[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]] | [[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]] | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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**The Dallas Cowboys | **The Dallas Cowboys | ||
***The Houston [[Texas|Texans]] (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.) | ***The Houston [[Texas|Texans]] (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.) | ||
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*His tools | *His tools | ||
*His garage | *His garage | ||
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*His lawn | *His lawn | ||
*His house | *His house | ||
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*Dale Earnhardt (R.I.P.) (It's unknown if he likes his son Dale Earnhardt Jr. or not.) | *Dale Earnhardt (R.I.P.) (It's unknown if he likes his son Dale Earnhardt Jr. or not.) | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Canadians]] | *[[Canadians]] | ||
*Jeff Gordon (He thinks that he gets anything that he wants because of his daddy.) | *Jeff Gordon (He thinks that he gets anything that he wants because of his daddy.) | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | * | + | *That boy [[wrong|ain't right.]] |
| − | * | + | *What's the point in arguing?! |
| − | * | + | *I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]! |
*''*idiotic laugh*'' | *''*idiotic laugh*'' | ||
| − | * | + | *Now that's just asinine. |
| − | * | + | *I must hide my ''nudity!'' (while in his underwear) |
| − | * | + | *There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform) |
| − | * | + | *I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]]. |
| − | * | + | *I tell ya hwhat. |
| − | * | + | *I sell propane and propane accessories. |
| − | * | + | *Gotdangit Bobbeh! |
| − | + | *BOGWAAAAAGH!!! | |
| − | * | + | *Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder. |
| − | * | + | *I like this new generation of music! |
| − | * | + | *Yep! |
| − | * | + | *Shut up, Dale... |
| − | + | *We drove 2,000 miles for this? | |
| − | + | *That better not be what I think it is... and I think it's a [[Phoenix Wright|good lawyer]]! [[Retard|Is it a]] [[Detroit]]? | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out. | *He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out. | ||
*One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us. | *One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us. | ||
| − | *He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- | + | *He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- Hut! Two, three, four-" |
| + | [[Image:Dres.gif|thumb|right|Hank has gathered everyone he can for the murder of zombies worldwide!]] | ||
*The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane. | *The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane. | ||
*He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right. | *He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right. | ||
| − | *His family and | + | *Like all Texans, he generally disapproves of [[faggot]]s and homosexuality. |
| − | + | *His family and his neighbors (minus Kahn and his family) once drove all the way to [[The Simpsons|Springfield]] ''just'' to see [[Bart Simpson]] play a baseball game. Hank later on commented that he couldn't believe they drove ''all the way to Springfield'' becuase of Bart's baseball game. | |
*He spends much of his spare time making prank calls to stores such as Home Depot, asking where the hardware department is. | *He spends much of his spare time making prank calls to stores such as Home Depot, asking where the hardware department is. | ||
*He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!! | *He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!! | ||
*Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music. | *Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music. | ||
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[[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]] | [[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]] | ||
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[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
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[[Category:Southerners]] | [[Category:Southerners]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
[[Category:Spokespeople]] | [[Category:Spokespeople]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]] | ||
