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| | |name=Hank Hill | | |name=Hank Hill |
| − | |image=Hank-hill-28783.jpg | + | |image= |
| − | |shows= | + | |shows=King of the Hill |
| | |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
| | |age=50s | | |age=50s |
| | |nationality=American | | |nationality=American |
| − | |occupation=Salesman of Propane & Propane Accessories (Formerly the star of Arlen High School's football team.) | + | |occupation=Salesman of Propane and Propane Accessories |
| − | |cast=[[Beavis and Butthead|Mike Judge]]
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| − | <I>[[Dust]]y old [[Dry Bones|bones]], full of [[Anti-Uctions|green]] [[dust]]! - Hank's unofficial nickname by the Community of [[King of the Hill|Arlen,]] [[Texas]].</I>
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| − | Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution. | + | Hank Hill is a propane salesman from Arlen, Texas that is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. |
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| | ==Family== | | ==Family== |
| − | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it). Known to exercise very annoying behaviors/speech/facial expressions. | + | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teahcer that speaks terrible Spanish) |
| − | *[[Bobby Hill]] (Son, who has little in common with him, except for steak) | + | *Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him) |
| − | *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) | + | *Cotton Hill (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]]) |
| − | *Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]])
| + | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him. |
| − | *Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house.
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| − | *Has a half-brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''.
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| − | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother, named Junichiro, who is pretty much a Japanese Hank Hill. | |
| − | *One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of bearded super-band [[ZZ Top]].
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| − | [[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body. And seeing the picture below him.]]
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| − | [[Image:PROPANE!!!!!!!!.JPG|thumb|right|He got surgically attached to Bobby's right arm once.]]
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| − | [[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]]
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| − | [[Image:Dres.gif|frame|right|Hank has gathered everyone he can for the murder of zombies worldwide!]]
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| − | [[Image:Ilikethisnewgenerationofmusic.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgA_UBHFASQ Hank is mesmerized by the current music that's blasting through his headphones.]]]
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| | ==Likes== | | ==Likes== |
| | *His family | | *His family |
| | *His truck | | *His truck |
| − | *[[Propane]] | + | *Propane |
| − | **Propane Accessories
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| | *[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]] | | *[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]] |
| | *[[American Football]] | | *[[American Football]] |
| | **The Dallas Cowboys | | **The Dallas Cowboys |
| − | ***The Houston [[Texas|Texans]] (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
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| − | *Golf
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| | *His tools | | *His tools |
| | *His garage | | *His garage |
| − | *[[Texas]] | + | *Texas |
| − | *[[George W. Bush]]
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| − | *Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]].
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| − | **Kicking people's asses.
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| − | *Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
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| − | *Buck Strickland (Hank is Buck's bitch.)
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| − | *This new generation of music.
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| − | *His lawn
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| − | *His house
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| − | *The game "Pro-Pain"
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| − | *Dale Earnhardt (R.I.P.) (It's unknown if he likes his son Dale Earnhardt Jr. or not.)
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| − | *"BWWWAAAAUUUUHHHHHH!!"
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| | ==Dislikes== | | ==Dislikes== |
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| | *[[Gay|Soccer]] | | *[[Gay|Soccer]] |
| | *That he was born in [[New York]]. | | *That he was born in [[New York]]. |
| − | **Especially the fact that he was born in the woman's restroom at the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, [[I]] mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, [[no]]t the new one.).
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| − | *Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son.
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| − | *Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son.
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| − | *Jack[[ass]]es
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| | *Charcoal | | *Charcoal |
| − | *[[Canadians]]
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| − | *Jeff Gordon (He thinks that he gets anything that he wants because of his daddy.)
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| − | *[[Bill Clinton]]
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| − | *Hippies
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| | ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
| − | *"That [[Bobby Hill|boy]] [[wrong|ain't right.]]" | + | *That boy ain't right. |
| − | *"What's the point in arguing?!" | + | *I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]! |
| − | *"I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!"
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| − | *''*idiotic laugh*''
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| − | *"Now that's just asinine."
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| − | *"I must hide my ''nudity!''" (while in his underwear)
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| − | *"There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed!" (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
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| − | *"I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]]."
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| − | *"I tell ya hwhat."
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| − | *"I sell propane and propane accessories."
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| − | *"Boggle? Boy the elks will do anything for a dollar."
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| − | *"Gotdangit [[Bobbeh]]!"
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| − | *"BOGWAAAAAGH!!!"
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| − | *"Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder."
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| − | *"I like this new generation of music!"
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| − | *"Son of a BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
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| − | *"Uh, Peggy, I can see your [[boobs|what-nots]]."
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| − | *"Yep!"
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| − | *"Shut up, Dale..."
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| − | *"Why would anyone want to lick a stamp that has [[Bill Clinton]] on it?"
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| − | *"We drove 2,000 miles for this?"
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| − | *"That better not be what I think it is... and I think it's a [[Phoenix Wright|good lawyer]]! [[Retard|Is it a]] [[Detroit]]?"
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| − | *"Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra!"
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| − | *"Why would you go waving your [[dick]] around in public?"
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| − | *"Why would you go fucking your [[bitch]]es in public?"
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| − | *"[[DurhamrockerZ|Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? ... Boggle?]]"
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| − | *"ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]]."
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| − | *"Hey! [[Family Guy|Lois]], what's [[Peter Griffin|that fat man]] doing in our bed?!"
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| − | *"<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!"
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| − | *"What's Weezer?"
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| − | *"Oh, God! I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?"
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| − | *"Clouds?"
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| − | ==Trivia==
| + | <i>This section needs expansion. [http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hank_Hill&action=edit]</i> |
| − | *When he came across a pimp from Oklahoma City, he claimed he was the King of Pimps in [[Texas]].
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| − | *He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out.
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| − | *One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us.
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| − | *He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- [[Cum|Sperm!]] Two, three, four-"
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| − | *The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane.
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| − | *He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.
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| − | *His family and friends once drove all the way to [[The Simpsons|Springfield]] to see their team play [[American Football|football]] against [[Bart Simpson|Bart]]'s team. Hank was bitter they went 2000 miles to witness Arlen be defeated.
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| − | *He also dreamt that he was married to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]] while [[Peter Griffin|a fat man]] that was in his bed dreamt that he went to a new neighbor's house and was killed by them due to them having an alien living in their attic.
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| − | *He spends much of his spare time making prank calls to stores such as Home Depot, asking where the hardware department is.
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| − | *He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!!
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| − | *Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music.
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| − | * He does not know what Weezer is. Damn, what an uncultured swine.
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| − | [[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]]
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| − | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Simpsons]]
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