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Google

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas

Google is a company that turned to shit in 2006 when it bought Youtube. Since Google bought Youtube, Videos by people have been taken off the site by companies because of gay Copyright laws.

Youtube

In early 2006, Google bought Youtube for over nine thousand dollars. This made a lot of people sad since they could not upload videos that have copyrighted material in them (like movies or songs). If they did, their User Account on Youtube would most likely be banned

WMG Crisis

Faggots at WMG (Warner Music Group) discovered that people were uploading copyrighted music without permission of record companies. Since they could not agree to proper terms and service at Youtube or something, WMG decided to ignore the fair use copyright law and they began to Mute videos, by disabling the audio to them. Causing the videos to be pointlessly ruined. This affects Youtube Poop since lots of people are getting their videos removed by WMG.


Other Programs by Google

  • Google.com - their search engine. The main feature of Google.
  • Google Earth - a program for viewing sattelite photos of anywhere in the world.
  • Google Chrome - a shitty web browser that often frequently crashes on websites like Facebook, Youtube, YouChewPoop, and other websites that have shockwave flash. Google Chrome is not user friendly.
  • Google Video - some pre-youtube video uploading site owned by Google. People upload copyrighted stuff there and Google never deletes it. Full length movies and porn is always featured on the front page. Though the rules on Google Video say that porn isn't allowed on their site, they actually have a "pornography" category. Wat.
This is what Google's logo looks like now.

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