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Google is a company that turned to shit in 2006 when it bought out [[Youtube]]. Since Google's purchase of [[Youtube]], videos by various users have been taken off the site by companies because of Copyright laws.
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==YouTube==
 
In early 2006, Google bought [[Youtube]] for a lot more money than YouChew is worth. This made a lot of people sad since they could not upload videos that have copyrighted material in them (like movies or songs). If they did, their User Account on YouTube would most likely (read: WILL) be banned
 
 
 
==WMG Crisis==
 
The neighborhood friendly buttfucks at WMG (Warner Music Group) discovered that people were uploading copyrighted music without permission of record companies. Since they could not agree to proper terms and service at [[Youtube]] or something, WMG decided to ignore the fair use copyright law and they began to Mute videos, by disabling the audio to them, thus causing the videos to be pointlessly ruined. This affects our buddy [[Youtube Poop]], since lots of people use copyrighted music.
 
[[Image:Topeka-hp.gif|frame|right|The temporary new name of Google.]]
 
 
 
==Name Change==
 
On April 1, 2010, Google changed their name to "Topeka", after Topeka changed their name to "Google".  
 
 
 
This was, of course, done as an April Fool's joke.
 
 
 
==Other Programs by Google==
 
*Google.com - their search engine. The main feature of Google.
 
*Google Earth - a program for viewing satellite photos of anywhere in the world.
 
*Google Chrome - a shitty web browser that often frequently crashes on websites like Facebook, [[Youtube]], [[YouChewPoop]], and other websites that have Shockwave Flash. Google Chrome is not user friendly.
 
*Google Video - some pre-YouTube video uploading site owned by Google. People upload copyrighted stuff there and Google never deletes it. Full length movies and porn is always featured on the front page. Though the rules on Google Video say that porn isn't allowed on their site, they actually have a "pornography" category. Wat.
 
*Google Fight - a Google thing that shows you which thing you typed in was search the most. Once you get on the page, type in two things. It will show two Stickmen fighting. The one knocked out is the least searched. Try typing in [[You]] vs [[Me]] (Hint: You win).
 
[[Image:Barcode09.gif|frame|right|This is what Google's logo looks like [[no]]w.]]
 
 
 
==See Also==
 
*[[Youtube]]
 
*[[Youtube Poop]]
 
[[Category:Websites]]
 

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