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{{Char}}
 
{{Char}}
{{CharBox
 
|name=Genie
 
|image=Genierevelation.jpg
 
|caption=Genie recieving a revelation!
 
|shows=Aladdin
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=[[Over 9000|10,000]]
 
|occupation=televangelist
 
|cast=Robin Williams
 
}}
 
 
Genie is a [[Blue Koopa|blue]]-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.
 
Genie is a [[Blue Koopa|blue]]-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.
  
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[[Image:Sand.PNG‎|thumb|right|250px|The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand ([[No]]tice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).]]
 
[[Image:Sand.PNG‎|thumb|right|250px|The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand ([[No]]tice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).]]
 
*Sand
 
*Sand
*Being [[Blue Koopa|Blue]]
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*Being Blue
 
*Pyramids
 
*Pyramids
*[[Cum|The Rio Grande]]
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*The Rio Grande
 
*Mariachi Music
 
*Mariachi Music
 
*Parties being in Agrabah.
 
*Parties being in Agrabah.
 
*[[BOOZE|Whiskey]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Whiskey]]
*[[Aladdin]]
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*Aladdin
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
*[[Jafar]]
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*Jafar
 
*Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!
 
*Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!
*Having [[no]] friends.
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*Having no friends.
 
*[[Iago]]
 
*[[Iago]]
*Being grabbed by Granny [[Jafar]].
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*Being grabbed by Granny Jafar.
 
*Being Pants'd
 
*Being Pants'd
*[[spider|Spiders]]
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*Spiders
 
*Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]).
 
*Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]).
*[[Star Wars|Anakin Skywalker]](he thinks sand is rough, coarse, irritating, and gets everywhere).
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Genie|Who's laughing now!!}}
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*Who's laughing now!!
{{poopquote|Genie|SPIDERS!!}}
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*SPIDERS!!
{{poopquote|Genie|KILLER BEES!!!}}
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*KILLER BEES!!!
{{poopquote|Genie|Things could get ugly...}}
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*Things could get ugly...
{{poopquote|Genie|There's a party here in Agrabah!}}
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*There's a party here in Agrabah!
{{poopquote|Genie|Grabah!}}
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*Grabah!
{{poopquote|Genie|The Rio Grande!}}
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*The Rio Grande!
{{poopquote|Genie|There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...}}
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*There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...
{{poopquote|Genie|A mariachi band!}}
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*A mariachi band!
{{poopquote|Genie|[[I]] SEE LASERS!}}
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*I SEE LASERS!
{{poopquote|Genie|IT'S A MIRACLE!}}
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*IT'S A MIRACLE!
{{poopquote|Genie|HE BELIEVES!  HE BELIEVES!}}
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*HE BELIEVES!  HE BELIEVES!
{{poopquote|Genie|Make way here he comes.  Ring bells, bang the drums.  Ring bells, bang the drums.}}
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*Make way here he comes.  Ring bells, bang the drums.  Ring bells, bang the drums.
{{poopquote|Genie|BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!}}
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*BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!
{{poopquote|Genie|[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]]}}
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*[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]]
{{poopquote|Genie|Correction!}}
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*Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand!  It's Everywhere!  Get used to it!
{{poopquote|Genie|Orrection!}}
 
{{poopquote|Genie|[[Erection]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Genie|Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand!  It's Everywhere!  Get used to it!}}
 
{{poopquote|Genie|[[I]] don't think you quite realize just what [[you've]] got here! So why don't [[you]] just ruminate, whilst [[I]] illuminate the possibilities...}}
 
{{poopquote|Genie|My faithful companions,[[I]] have [[DIE]]D!}}
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He is allergic to KILLERBEES!
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*He often overdoses on his allergy medicine.
**And he often overdoses on his allergy medicine.
 
 
*Is one of the loudest beings on the face of the earth.
 
*Is one of the loudest beings on the face of the earth.
 
*You ain't never had a friend like him!
 
*You ain't never had a friend like him!
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*After he became free, he traveled all over the world.
 
*After he became free, he traveled all over the world.
 
*He now spends his time watching video rewiews of people and spending time being on popular websites.
 
*He now spends his time watching video rewiews of people and spending time being on popular websites.
*He finds drowned corpses attractive.
 
*He also likes Mudkips.
 
*Because Robin Williams [[die]]d in August 2014, the Genie is probably dead as well by connection.
 
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Disney]]
 
[[Category:Disney]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
[[Category:Book Characters]]
 
[[Category: Powerful Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Arabian]]
 
[[Category:Singers]]
 
[[Category:Dead]]
 

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