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Known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', Gaston is a depressed hunter with a huge (unrequited) crush on Belle who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]], which he has yet to return from. | Known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', Gaston is a depressed hunter with a huge (unrequited) crush on Belle who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]], which he has yet to return from. | ||
He hates [[Furry|furries]] like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms. | He hates [[Furry|furries]] like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms. | ||
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===Legal Issues=== | ===Legal Issues=== | ||
| − | Gaston was | + | In 1935, Gaston was arrested for [[sex|"offerings"]] in a small rural neighborhood. He claimed many times to be innocent, but due to his differences, he was going to be found guilty. The judge appointed him a [[Phoenix Wright|very smart lawyer]] who had later been accused of being a "Gaston-lover" and took the case full-on. The father of the victim had said that Gaston was a terrible man, who was fueled by 4 dozen extenze's [[King Harkinian|in the morning]], and found his daughter as his victim. Although the evidence was found that Gaston could [[no]]t have done such an ill-conceived crime, the jury decided they could never keep Gaston's word over the white man and sentenced him to time in jail. |
3 weeks later, Gaston got in further trouble when he tried to escape. Though he was shot down, he was really only playing dead and planning his next scheme. (It helped that he was on a sugar rush.) | 3 weeks later, Gaston got in further trouble when he tried to escape. Though he was shot down, he was really only playing dead and planning his next scheme. (It helped that he was on a sugar rush.) | ||
