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Fred Flintstone

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Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials. Oh, and he has a speech impediment and is said to look like a big penis, despite his rumored lack of one.

Likes

  • Bowling
  • Shooting pool
  • Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants
  • Harebrained schemes
  • Betting on things

Dislikes

Quotes

  • "Yabba-dabba-doo!"
  • "Barney, my Pebbles!!"
  • "I am Mr. Smart Guy."
  • "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"