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Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials. Oh, and he has a speech impediment and is said to look like a big penis, despite his rumored lack of one.

He looks like a big penis if you Turn Him Upside Down.

Likes

  • Bowling
  • Shooting Pool
  • Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants.
  • Harebrained Schemes
  • Betting on things.
  • Barney
  • Pebbles
  • The Great Gazoo (Secretly.)
  • Wilma
  • The Jetsons
  • Dino
  • Winston Cigarettes

Dislikes

Quotes

  • "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
  • "Barney, My Pebbles!!"
  • "I'm Mr. Smart Guy."
  • "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"
  • "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!"
  • "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should."
  • "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫"