Fan Fiction

Fanfics are known to normally be written by nerds. They normally have bad plot lines, fan characters, numerous plot holes, and many spelling errors. Very rarely will you find an example of a fanfic that's actually worth reading.

Most fanfiction by boys will have fan characters and grammar errors. Fanfiction by girls will involve gay sex between two of the main cast members.

Here is a typical fanfic, censored for your safety:

"Ahhh...Yes..." Rouge moans pleasurably as Sonic **** on her left **** after pulling down her **** **** ****. She held his head there, **** her other **** as Sonic kept ****. Yeah, they are seriously having **** right in **** ****, but they don't seem to ****. It was **** after Rouge got her whole **** and **** ****, fully **** and ready for the **** hedgehog. He turns her **** to **** and goes right into her ****, a **** **** **** **** **** before **** **** and gets **** **** ****. He grabs **** **** her ****, pushing at a **** high ****, making Rouge's huge **** **** against the glass front door of City Hall. "Ohhh! Sonic, that **** ****! **** me more! ****!!" she ****, turning to face him as he **** her ****. Rouge **** her arms around his **** and her **** around his **** as Sonic **** **** and pushes **** her ****. He has her **** against **** **** while **** **** until she **** him onto the **** **** ****, **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** as she **** his ****.

"Mmmm...yes...wonderful...mmmm..." she **** while ****, with Sonic **** at both her ****. Eventually, he **** **** and **** her upside-down, with her **** wrapping around his **** and his **** around her ****. She keeps **** on his **** as he **** **** **** until **** ****, Sonic **** right down her ****. Sonic hears the **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.

Another fanfic:

SPAGHETTI Tripping

Yattaro tripped along SPAGHETTI. He was on his way to meet his lover, Pururun, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a ninja cat hopping along, carrying a SPAGHETTI in its mouth.

Yattaro was almost OF SPAGHETTI when he came across a SPAGHETTI cake, lying alone on a SPAGHETTI plate. "That must be a treat from my SPAGHETTI bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked SPAGHETTI, so he ate it.

It gave him the most SPAGHETTI tingling sensation in his PENISH. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Pururun.

When Pururun came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Yattaro cried SPAGHETTI.

"Your PENISH! And your PENISH!" Pururun said. "They're SPAGHETTI! Can't you feel it?"

Yattaro felt his PENISH and his PENISH. They were indeed quite SPAGHETTI. "Oh, no!" Yattaro said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that SPAGHETTI cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Pururun said. "I got you a SPAGHETTI. It must have been that SPAGHETTI man who lives nearby. He acts a little SPAGHETTI, ever since he SPAGHETTI a SPAGHETTI."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yattaro sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Pururun said SPAGHETTI, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your PENISH is really SPAGHETTI like that."

"Really?" Yattaro dried her tears. Yattaro kissed Pururun and it was an entirely SPAGHETTI sensation, I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI.

They spent the night having entirely SPAGHETTI sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Triva

• Most people like fanfics because of it having stuff that people would like to see in the real show, Other people hate it with there guts, And some people do....you know while reading it, One person that likes to read fanfics is this guy.

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