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Emperor Ing

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In brief

Emperor Ing (EmperorIng360 on YouTube) is the greatest pooper who ever lived, or not. He is also a moderator on the forum.


Contrary to the preceding statement, he sees himself as the be-all end-all to youtube poop. Older poopers, upon seeing his stuff, are said to go mad with jealousy, and newer poopers look upon his mighty works and despair.


He constantly challenges those around him to do better than the mediocre crap they create, and is all in all a genuinely cool dude.

History

Seeing this youtube poop whilst searching with his brother for Resident Evil clips (WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA), the two became intrigued immediately. After avidly watching the Directory grow, flourish, explode, then fizzle, then flourish again, the two decided it was time they make their mark on the world of Youtube poop.

First poop seen

The first poops seen were firstly TheMarioManiac's HOTEL MARIO IN A NUTSHELL

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And the much more influential poop by Greenalink Hotel Mario: Uncut Edition

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Quoting these the entire summer of '07, his fate was sealed.

First poop made

Was a poor WMM hack that had a certain flair of brilliance about it. It was raw and uncut passion and excellence, and quite possible boring. It used a source never pooped before, instantly earning him the respect and admiration of all 50 of its viewers.

Watch the majesty of Emperor Ing's first youtube poop:

Youtube Poop: Spiral Soldiers Operate on your Brain:

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Style

He enjoys using the limiting WMM to show his prowess, as Vegas holds no appeal to him. Using this blunt edge, he carves marbeline sculptures of Florentine beauty. His style is compared that to every famously good and/or underrated pooper you've heard of.

So much effort goes forth into these, that he only manages to create a masterpiece twice a month at best.

Preferred Sources

  • Crappy cartoons
  • Phantom of the Opera
  • Planet of the Apes
  • Sectaurs
  • History Channel Alaska Documentary: It's TUFFER in ALAAAAAASKA
  • Hotel Mario

Preferred Methods

His main tactic to achieve this goal is to stutter, stutter-reverse, and use effects on WMM sparingly, lest they become overdone. He rarely uses anything outside of Stuttering, Mirror Horizontal/Vertical, and Speed Up/Slow Down.

Preferred Tech

  • Windows Movie Maker
  • His own supreme genious
  • A weapon that's really powerful especially against living things.

Dislikes

  • Laziness
  • Lots of work that is the result of being a moderator to you ungrateful fucks
  • NS2
  • strong414bad
  • Poops that are much too slow for their own good
  • M. Bison
  • General Gringo Gonzalez
  • General Urko
  • The Phantom of the Opera, aka THE RRREEDDD DEATTTTTHHH

Reception

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Achievements

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • ROGAS

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