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(Why the hell would we have kanji for eggs, of all things? That's just weaboo-ish.)
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Eggs (たまご) are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[Fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Hell|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Hell|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
  
 
[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs!]]
 
[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs!]]
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*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Ozzy]]
 
*[[Ozzy]]
 
*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green eggs and ham it!]]")
 
*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green eggs and ham it!]]")
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]
  
 
==Characters Who HATE Eggs!==
 
==Characters Who HATE Eggs!==
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
*[[Sonic]]
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
 
*[[I.M. Meen]]
 
*[[I.M. Meen]]

Revision as of 16:28, 7 January 2010

Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) fattening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, deviled, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards reproduction.

A picture of eggs!

Characters Who Like Eggs!

Characters Who HATE Eggs!

Characters Related To Eggs

Trivia

  • The yellow shit from the eggs goes great with toast, bagels, English muffins, and other stuff like that.
  • Sometimes used to make bagels and other stuff.
  • Are shaped like Robotnik.
  • It is recommended you don't eat them raw (Unless you are Rocky Balboa.) or with the shell (Unless you are Gaston.).
  • Shaquille O'Neal once said in the "Kazaam" movie "Let's green eggs and ham it!"
  • An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa.
  • Smells like sulfur if you let them rot (Especially in the fridge.).
  • Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch Pokemon.
  • If you have eggs for breakfast waaaaay too many times, you're going to get tired of them.
  • I am the Eggman.
    • They are the eggmen.