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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Hell|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) [[fat]]tening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, [[Satan|devil]]ed, or even poached.  They also bear some significance towards [[sex|reproduction]].
  
[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs (たまご)!]]
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[[Image:Main.jpg|frame|right|A picture of eggs!]]
 
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==Characters Who Like Eggs!==
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==Characters Who Like Eggs==
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Gaston]] (When he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs.)
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*[[Gaston]] (When he was a lad, he ate [[4]] dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a baaaarrrrgggge-uh.)
 
*The Cat In The Hat
 
*The Cat In The Hat
*[[Sam I Am]]
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*Sam I Am
 
*That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
 
*That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
 
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
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*[[List of Pokemon|Pokémon]]
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
 
*[[Fat Luigi]]
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
*[[Ozzy]]
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*Ozzy (Likes them so much that he often sings about them.)
*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green eggs and ham it!]]")
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*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (He once said "[[no|Let's green egg and ham it!]]")
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]] (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
 
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
 
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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*[[Larry Koopa|Larry]] and [[Roy Koopa]] (They like them scrambled.)
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*Mr. Strong
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*[[:Category:Characters - Australian|Percival McLeach]]
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*Joanna the Goanna
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*Daleks(or at least those living in their asylum)
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*[[Hungry Pumkin]](but only when he asks for them)
  
==Characters Who HATE Eggs!==
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==Characters Who HATE Eggs==
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[[File:Yoshiegg.jpg|frame|left|[[Yoshi]]'s Egg]]
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*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
 
*That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
*[[I.M. Meen]]
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*[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]]
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*[[Cammy]]
  
 
==Characters Related To Eggs==
 
==Characters Related To Eggs==
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[[File:Frank-always-sunny.png|frame|right|EGG]]
 
*[[Egg Luigi]]
 
*[[Egg Luigi]]
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
*[[Eggbotnik]]
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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*King Goobot
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*Ooblar
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*Gudetama
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*The yellow [[shit]] from the eggs goes great with [[toast]], [[bagel|bagels]], English muffins, and other stuff like that.
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*The yolk from the eggs goes great with [[toast]], [[bagel|bagels]], [[English]] [[Pickle Surprise|muffins]], and other stuff like that.
*Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]] and other stuff.
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*Sometimes used to make [[bagel|bagels]] and other stuff, primarily baked goods.
 
*Are shaped like Robotnik.
 
*Are shaped like Robotnik.
*It is recommended you don't eat them raw (Unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]].) or with the shell (Unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]].).
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*It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]]) or with the shell (unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]]).
*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green eggs and ham it!"
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*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green egg and ham it!"
*An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa.
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*An ingredient in the [[Greenback Koopa|Scoopa Koopa]].
*Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (Especially in the fridge.).
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*Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (especially in the fridge).
*Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch [[Pokemon]].
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*Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch [[Pokémon]].
 
*If [[you]] have eggs for [[breakfast]] waaaaay too many times, [[you]]'re going to get tired of them.
 
*If [[you]] have eggs for [[breakfast]] waaaaay too many times, [[you]]'re going to get tired of them.
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*Those are NOT Joanna eggs in the picture.
 
*[[The Beatles|I am the]] [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]].
 
*[[The Beatles|I am the]] [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman]].
 
**They are the <b>egg</b>men.
 
**They are the <b>egg</b>men.
 
***I am the [[WalrusGuy|Walrus]].
 
***I am the [[WalrusGuy|Walrus]].
 
****Goo-goo g'joob!
 
****Goo-goo g'joob!

Latest revision as of 04:06, 20 February 2017

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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) fattening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, deviled, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards reproduction.

A picture of eggs!

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Characters Who Like Eggs[edit]

Characters Who HATE Eggs[edit]

Yoshi's Egg

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Characters Related To Eggs[edit]

EGG

Trivia[edit]

  • The yolk from the eggs goes great with toast, bagels, English muffins, and other stuff like that.
  • Sometimes used to make bagels and other stuff, primarily baked goods.
  • Are shaped like Robotnik.
  • It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless you are Rocky Balboa) or with the shell (unless you are Gaston).
  • Shaquille O'Neal once said in the "Kazaam" movie "Let's green egg and ham it!"
  • An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa.
  • Smells like sulfur if you let them rot (especially in the fridge).
  • Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch Pokémon.
  • If you have eggs for breakfast waaaaay too many times, you're going to get tired of them.
  • Those are NOT Joanna eggs in the picture.
  • I am the Eggman.
    • They are the eggmen.
      • I am the Walrus.
        • Goo-goo g'joob!