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|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | |shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Evil scientist | |occupation=Evil scientist | ||
| − | |cast=[[Long John Baldry]], | + | |cast=[[Long John Baldry]], Gary Chalk, Jim Cummings, Mike Pollock |
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[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | [[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | ||
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Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | ||
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==Presidential Run== | ==Presidential Run== | ||
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It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit. | It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run (aside from [[Rudy Larriva]], although he has not said a word about it since) but many are expected to follow suit. | ||
[[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.]] | [[Image:RobotnikOnAHorse.GIF|frame|right|One of Robotniks's evil schemes in progress.]] | ||
| − | Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the | + | [[NO|Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008]]. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him. |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*Himself | *Himself | ||
*Buckets of chicken [[balls]]. | *Buckets of chicken [[balls]]. | ||
| − | *His [[Game Boy | + | *His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]] |
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*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.) | *[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.) | ||
*The [[Muppet Babies]] | *The [[Muppet Babies]] | ||
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*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | *His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | ||
*Putting out the Bushroot. | *Putting out the Bushroot. | ||
| − | *His | + | *His cock. |
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | *[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | ||
*[[Sex|Sodomy]] | *[[Sex|Sodomy]] | ||
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*[[Snake]]s | *[[Snake]]s | ||
*Alligators | *Alligators | ||
| + | *Spot The Chicken | ||
| + | *Dipstick | ||
| + | *71519 | ||
| + | *[[Face]] | ||
| + | *Not being able to say "nigger". | ||
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?) | *Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?) | ||
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | *[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | ||
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*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | *Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | ||
*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| + | *[[Cornflakes]] | ||
| + | *The House of The Dead: Overkill | ||
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]]. | *His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]]. | ||
| + | *[[Jesus Christ]] | ||
*[[Smirking Bitch]] | *[[Smirking Bitch]] | ||
| + | *[[The Jonas Brothers]] | ||
| + | *[[4Kids]] | ||
| + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] | ||
| + | *Shigeru Miyamoto | ||
| + | *Albert Wesker | ||
*Candy | *Candy | ||
*Wishes | *Wishes | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Scouters |
| + | *[[Your Face]] | ||
==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
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*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | *Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | ||
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | *Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | ||
| − | *It is rumored that | + | *It is rumored that Chowder is his son. |
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | *Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | ||
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | *He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | ||
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*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | *Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | ||
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]]. | *His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]]. | ||
| − | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered | + | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch. |
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure. | *He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure. | ||
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces. | *The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces. | ||
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*He is believed to be the creator of butt sex. | *He is believed to be the creator of butt sex. | ||
*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world. | *Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world. | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | [[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | ||
[[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]] | [[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|NOTE}} |
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending [[spaghetti]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... [[dust]] cloud!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}} |
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}} |
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This time, there'll be [[no]] slip-ups!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You two will make NICE pets!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll have to give myself a [[promotion]]!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|MY EGG-OMATIC OH NOOOOOO!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M HERE TO CLAIM MY CHILDREN}} | ||
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==The Greatest [[Evil]]...== | ==The Greatest [[Evil]]...== | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Robotnik}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Robotnik}} | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Doctors|Robotnik, Dr.]] | [[Category:Doctors|Robotnik, Dr.]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Dictators]] | [[Category:Dictators]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Satanists]]] | + | [[Category:Satanists]] |
| + | [[Category:Racists]] | ||
[[Category:College Graduates]] | [[Category:College Graduates]] | ||
