Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.
Editing Dr. Rabbit
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
Latest revision | Your text | ||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
− | {{Character | + | {{Character}}{{CharBox |
|name=Dr. Rabbit | |name=Dr. Rabbit | ||
+ | |image=Dr.rabbitno.jpg | ||
+ | |shows=Dr. Rabbit's World Tour | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=41 | |age=41 | ||
|occupation=Dentist/Nazi | |occupation=Dentist/Nazi | ||
− | |||
}} | }} | ||
− | '''Doctor Rabbit''' is a racist rabbit dentist who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper tooth-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers, often by mixing it with their smoothie (he learned this technique from [[Ken Masters]]). Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance. | + | '''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophiliac, racist rabbit dentist who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper tooth-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers, often by mixing it with their smoothie (he learned this technique from [[Ken Masters]]). Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
Line 14: | Line 15: | ||
===Real Life=== | ===Real Life=== | ||
− | Dr. Rabbit was hired by Colgate in 1994 to help teach children about how to properly take care of their teeth, sometimes rescuing them from plaque monsters. Colgate has hired other mascots as well, but Dr. Rabbit is by far the most famous. In 1998, he returned in a video known as [[Dr. Rabbit's World Tour]]. The purpose of this video is to "teach children all around the world on how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright healthy smiles!" Dr. Rabbit goes to Europe (Spain) to teach [[Carmen]] about Sugars and Starches. In Africa, he teaches Tandi on how to brush twice a day. "Brush in the morning and brush at night!" In Asia (China), he teaches [[Shao]] a connection about how the Great Wall protecting China is like fluoride toothpaste protecting the teeth from the "plaque attack!" In Australia, he teaches Olivia about flossing between the teeth. In North America, he teaches Michael about the two layers of human teeth and about plastic coating. In South America, he teaches Alexandro about tooth protection gear, and that ends his World Tour. In 2004, he starred in a new cartoon called "Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of the Tooth Kingdom". Dr. Rabbit plays in a more serious role along with his assistant, Dr. Brushwell, a tan rabbit who also helps children about how to brush their teeth. Dr. Brushwell picks up the old book about the Tooth Kingdom, where the teeth people are being attacked by plaque soldiers, and it's up to them to save the kingdom. After they saved the kingdom, they returned to the dental office and explained that there will always be a fight after eating [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess|food]]. War: you gotta love it | + | Dr. Rabbit was hired by Colgate in 1994 to help teach children about how to properly take care of their teeth, sometimes rescuing them from plaque monsters. Colgate has hired other mascots as well, but Dr. Rabbit is by far the most famous. In 1998, he returned in a video known as [[Dr. Rabbit's World Tour]]. The purpose of this video is to "teach children all around the world on how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright healthy smiles!" Dr. Rabbit goes to Europe (Spain) to teach [[Carmen]] about Sugars and Starches. In Africa, he teaches Tandi on how to brush twice a day. "Brush in the morning and brush at night!" In Asia (China), he teaches [[Shao]] a connection about how the Great Wall protecting China is like fluoride toothpaste protecting the teeth from the "plaque attack!" In Australia, he teaches Olivia about flossing between the teeth. In North America, he teaches Michael about the two layers of human teeth and about plastic coating. In South America, he teaches Alexandro about tooth protection gear, and that ends his World Tour. In 2004, he starred in a new cartoon called "Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of the Tooth Kingdom". Dr. Rabbit plays in a more serious role along with his assistant, Dr. Brushwell, a tan rabbit who also helps children about how to brush their teeth. Dr. Brushwell picks up the old book about the Tooth Kingdom, where the teeth people are being attacked by plaque soldiers, and it's up to them to save the kingdom. After they saved the kingdom, they returned to the dental office and explained that there will always be a fight after eating [[Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess|food]]. War: you gotta love it. |
===Poop Life=== | ===Poop Life=== | ||
Line 34: | Line 35: | ||
====Legal Issues==== | ====Legal Issues==== | ||
− | Doctor Rabbit is being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $13,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera. | + | Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $13,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera. |
[[Image:Hippogrin.jpg|thumb|right|A hippo tried to rip off Dr. Rabbit once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]] | [[Image:Hippogrin.jpg|thumb|right|A hippo tried to rip off Dr. Rabbit once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]] | ||
Line 41: | Line 42: | ||
[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting. Then they stopped caring and Dr. Rabbit held a rave party in celebration. | [[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting. Then they stopped caring and Dr. Rabbit held a rave party in celebration. | ||
+ | He raped [[Wendy O.]] in 1984, when she was ten, causing her a fear of rabbits. Dr. Rabbit then had to pay a $9,000,000 fine and spend 5 years in prison, but [[King Koopa|some guy]] helped him escape. | ||
+ | |||
+ | He is being charged for a hate crime, when he flew over an African tribe and painted them white. Rabbit blamed it on [[Link]]. | ||
====Presidential Run==== | ====Presidential Run==== | ||
Line 47: | Line 51: | ||
====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre==== | ====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre==== | ||
− | In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on | + | In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube. |
At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon". | At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon". | ||
Line 55: | Line 59: | ||
===A New Vision of Touring=== | ===A New Vision of Touring=== | ||
− | In 2008, Dr. Rabbit was introduced in a commercial outside of the United States. He took two kids from some country underwater. Using his own submarine, he took them on a wild ride where the urchins laid. Days later, news arrived that he | + | In 2008, Dr. Rabbit was introduced in a commercial outside of the United States. He took two kids from some country underwater. Using his own submarine, he took them on a wild ride where the urchins laid. Days later, news arrived that he had raped the children on the journey. The rabbit is currently facing fines ''way'' up to $100. Luckily, Colgate has his ass on his side. They won and as a result, he'd have a new special video involving him. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
[[Image:DDP.JPG|thumb|right|A regular checkup with Dr. Rabbit and you too can have a bright healthy smile.]] | [[Image:DDP.JPG|thumb|right|A regular checkup with Dr. Rabbit and you too can have a bright healthy smile.]] | ||
Line 80: | Line 84: | ||
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I do not remember that part.}} | {{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I do not remember that part.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Negro bull[[shit]], this is my friend [[Carmen]]}} | {{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Negro bull[[shit]], this is my friend [[Carmen]]}} | ||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Rabbit}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Rabbit}} | ||
+ | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Doctors|Rabbit, Dr.]] | [[Category:Doctors|Rabbit, Dr.]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Racists]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Nazis]] |