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*The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972.  
 
*The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972.  
 
*The Nagoya Golden Dolphins, a former [[Japan|Nippon]] Professional Baseball team that was disbanded in 1940.
 
*The Nagoya Golden Dolphins, a former [[Japan|Nippon]] Professional Baseball team that was disbanded in 1940.
 
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*Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to [[Popeye|sailors]].
 
*Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to [[Popeye|sailors]].
 
*In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] [[Faggot|chattering]] [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]".
 
*In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] [[Faggot|chattering]] [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]".
*They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.
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*They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.  
*There's have been incidents of dolphins raping humans.so maybe avoid them because accurate dolphins are known for RAPE. In large violent gang's
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*They have a ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food.
*Dolphins are vorephilia's because they have to swallow there food whole.  
 
*They have a ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food
 
 
 
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Name: Dolphins
Appears In: Super Mario World


Dolphins are the marine mammals of Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Land that help the Mario bros. in the games. In the episode "Mama Luigi", Woah Dolphins supposedly help Mama Luigi and Yoshkins to shore by jumping and eventually flying.

Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin

Trivia

  • Dolphins are closely related to whales.
  • The Woah Dolphins populations of Dinosaur World are diminishing fast, due to the radiating AIDS of Mama Luigi.
  • It is thought that dolphins evolved from land-dwelling canids that had returned to the sea.
  • Killer whales are technically dolphins.
    • They also eat other dolphins, as well as whales.
  • Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to sailors.
  • In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a dolphin chattering is a bad word. Or as Patrick calls it, a "sentence enhancer".
  • They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.
  • They have a ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food.