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[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy '''DIE'''!s]]
[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link '''DIE'''!]]
[[File:Deathshadowgate.jpg|thumb|right|It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!]]
[[File:Murder.jpg|thumb|right|Here is a Murder.]]
'''Die''' is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to [[the Pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushrooms]], you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

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==How to die==
[http://www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die You can find out how to die by watching this show], but we'll tell you some easy ways to die
*Old Age (The surefire way of dying)
*[[Sonic|Touching an enemy without rings]]
*Heart Attack
*Stroke
*Getting so fat that you die of the two things typed above.
*Seziure
*STDs
*Cancer
**Running into a ghost (Unless you've eaten a power pellet)
**[[Mario|Touching an ememy while in your small form]]
*Letting your timer reach "10:00".
*Bringing fire into [[Ganon]]'s lair.
**Drowning
*<s>Slitting your wrist</s> -Won't work because [[Emo Luigi]] did this a million times, not only that, but many people do this for attention. (According to [[Family Guy]] it's horizontally for results, and vertically for attention)
*Abortion (You're dying before you're even born)
*Drug Overdose
*Taking any drugs, for that matter.
*Jumping into lava.

*For more information, see [[Suicide]]

==People Who Have Almost DIEd!==
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article.''
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*Gaara - ''[[Emo]]''
*[[Larry Koopa]] - ''Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] - <i>Tried to hang himself after rejecting the rest of his family, but stepped down after a conversation with KISS.</i>
*Sasuke Uchiha - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
*Geese Howard - ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''
*Gilligan - ''He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.''
*[[Robotnik]] - ''Everyone wants to touch his [[PINGAS]]. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure [[retards]].)''
*[[Me]]
*[[Pikachu]] - <i>He almost died in the 12th movie, but [[Ash Ketchum|Mr. Goody Goody]] just HAD to save him.</i>
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - ''Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.''
*Anyone who takes [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] (At least, according to [[Captain Lou Albano]], for he believes that if [[you]] do drugs, you'll go to [[Hell]] <u>before</u> you die.).
*[[Rarity]] - Had wings, they burned, she nearly fell to death but [[Rainbow Dash|some retard]] just ''had'' to save her.
*[[Squidward]] - Ate a ton of krabby patties. They went straight to his thighs and caused him to explode. Was revived by the paramedics in the ambulance.
*[[Fat Mario]] - He is over 50,000 lbs. You have to be crazy if you think he didn't have at least ''one'' heart attack.
*[[Spongebob]] - He fell into a ocean of goo. Was saved by a lifeguard.


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==People Who Have DIEd!==
*[[:Category:Dead|Everyone in this category]], plus others.

==People Who Can't DIE!==
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
*Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
*Liquid Snake
*Turok
*Bond; [[James Bond]]
*Kenny McCormick No matter how many times he dies, he always comes back to life
*<s>[[Captain Falcon]]</s> Died after falcon punching [[Black Shadow]], when the Dark Reactor exploded.
*<s>Dick Clark</s> Died April 18, 2012.
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Though he can retire.)
*<s>The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)</s> Died April 8, 2014.
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*Weegee
*Malleo
*Fortran
*Austin Powers
*Dracula (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
[[Image:Evil Mr. Sandman.PNG|thumb|right|[[Mr. Sandman]]'s showing [[you]] what the face of [[die|Death]] looks like.]]
*[[Gregg the Grim Reaper|Death]] (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
*[[The Pope]] (You can't kill The Pope!)
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
*Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
*<s>Abe Vigoda - He was falsely declared dead in the 1980s, which only further ensures his immortality.</s> Died January 26, 2016.
*Hermann Fegelein - [[Hitler]] has tried many times to kill him with weapons including The Pencil of Doom and Hogl's MP-40 of Annihilation, but he always comes back to life.
*The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
*Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
*<s>The I/ article on this Chewiki.</s> Is now [[dead]]. :D
*Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to [[Hektad|kill]] him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
*Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
*Jesus Christ (Even though he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and died in flesh for our sins, he still came back from the dead to show us eternal life, and is currently seated at the right hand of the Father.)
*Andy Samberg - Dies on a daily basis, but keeps coming back for more.
*The Black Baron - Stop starin'.
*[[Goku]] - Can never die for real because anyone can use the Dragon Balls to wish him back.

==People Who Are Going To Die==
*Everybody, sooner or later.
*You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
*You when you find out somebody loves you.
*[[CoolKirby113]]
*Cammy
*Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
*Old Snake
*The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (Come on... he's a ''dinosaur''.)
*All of [[the Food Loving King]]'s minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
*Your mother.
*Anyone who tries to assassinate the President
*Every Terrorist in the world!!!!

==Trivia==
*A really stupid way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
*Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
*[[You]] lost another loan to DIEtech.
*[[4Kids]] Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
*When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
*Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
*There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
*Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
*Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.
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*To color things like easter [[eggs]] you can use DIE.
*If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
*You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
*DIEnamite is explosive.
*The hardest substance is DIEmond.
*Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
*There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
*There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
*In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to wel[[come]] the X-Men to DIE!!!
*A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
*If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
*If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
*[[You]] ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
*There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
*When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
*SKATE OR [[Die|DIE]]!!!!!!!!!
*When [[you]] smoot someone in their moment of glory, [[you]] must be DIE.
*Don't eat Chowder's [[Boobs|burple nurples]] or you will DIE.
*Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people '''DIE'''!
*Freddy Krueger will make sure [[you]] '''DIE''' in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
*Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
*Metallica likes mentioning death and '''DIE'''ing.
*Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to '''DIE'''.
*Spartans, tonight we '''DIE'''ne in Hell!
*[[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|U.S. Marines]] are [[no]]t allowed to '''DIE''' without permission. If they do, their souls will be given non-judicial punishment for disobeying a lawful order.
*Similarly, it is against [[King Harkinian|King]]'s Regulations for a [[United Kingdom|Dragoon]] to '''DIE''' in bed.
*The ''tickets'' are now '''DIE'''ing!
*There is a show called 1000 ways to '''DIE'''
*Your website can '''[http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.die.php DIE]'''
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*Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone'' '''''DIE'''''d! The End.
*[[Ivan Drago|If he <b>DIE</b>s, he <b>DIE</b>s.]]
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