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==Description==
 
==Description==
'''Dead or Alive''' is a 3D video game, following in the footsteps of [[Tekken]] and [[Sega|Virtua Fighter]]. Along with featuring various bouncy girls, the ninja from ''Ninja Gaiden'', and a [[Hulk Hogan]] wannabe, it is most well-known for being a great excuse for [[masturbation]]. The series inspired a live-action movie called ''DOA: Dead or Alive'', which is surprising, seeing as how the series is somewhat obscure. Tomonobu Itagaki, the creator of the games, is well-known for being very harsh on competing games, ''Tekken'' especially.
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'''Dead or Alive''' is a 3D video game, following in the footsteps of [[Tekken]] and [[Sega|Virtua Fighter]]. Along with featuring various bouncy girls, the ninja from ''Ninja Gaiden'', and a [[Hulk Hogan]] wannabe, it is most well-known its spinoff series, ''Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball'', which is <strike>a sacred piece of creator-driven artwork that deserves to be released outside of Japan for the sake of freedom of speech</strike> mainly an excuse to show the girls on the beach. The series inspired a live-action movie called ''DOA: Dead or Alive'', which is surprising, seeing as how the series is somewhat obscure. Tomonobu Itagaki, the creator of the games, really fucking hates ''[[Tekken]]''.
  
It also has a spin-off called ''Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball'', which is mainly an excuse to show the girls on the beach.
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===Media Infomation===
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===Media Information===
*Video Game
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*Video Game Series
 
*Made by Team Ninja, published by Tecmo
 
*Made by Team Ninja, published by Tecmo
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*Began in 1996. Most recent entries are ''Dead or Alive 5'' (2012) and ''Dead or Alive: Xtreme 3'' (2016).
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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*Kasumi
 
*Kasumi
 
*Ayane
 
*Ayane
*Ryu Hayabusa (The ninja from the ''Ninja Gaiden'' video game. He's here, for some reason.)
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*Ryu Hayabusa (The guy from ''Ninja Gaiden''. He's here, for some reason.)
 
*[[Hulk Hogan|Bass]]
 
*[[Hulk Hogan|Bass]]
 
*Christie (Should not be confused with [[Tekken|the other Christie]]. Or the Oreo guy.)
 
*Christie (Should not be confused with [[Tekken|the other Christie]]. Or the Oreo guy.)
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*Hitomi
 
*Hitomi
*[[Samus Aran]] (She really is going to be in the Dead Or Alive: Dimensions game for the [[Nintendo]] 3DS [http://www.1up.com/news/team-ninja-developing-metroid-title for some reason.] Hope she's better prepared here.)
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*[[Samus Aran]] (She really is in the Dead Or Alive: Dimensions game for the [[Nintendo]] 3DS [http://www.1up.com/news/team-ninja-developing-metroid-title for some reason.] Not actually playable though.)
*Lisa Hamilton a black woman who dresses as a luchador and beats the shit out of people
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*Lisa Hamilton
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*[[Mai Shiranui]] (Showed up in Dead or Alive 5. Seriously.)
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*Akira Yuki, Lei Fang, Jacky Bryant, and Sarah Bryant (''them too'')
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==Usage==
 
==Usage==
 
Rarely used in poop.
 
Rarely used in poop.
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===Disliked by===
 
===Disliked by===
 
*[[Gay]] men
 
*[[Gay]] men
*Straight Women
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*Straight women
 
*Namco
 
*Namco
  
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==Further information==
 
==Further information==
  for some odd reason  ninja gaiden,dynasty warriors,samurai warriors, and Dead Or Alive all share the same universe..........wtf
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* Canonically exists in the same universe as Ninja Gaiden, Virtua Fighter, Metroid, Samurai Warriors (don't think about it too much), and Fatal Fury.
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===See also===
 
===See also===
 
*[[Boobs]]
 
*[[Boobs]]

Latest revision as of 15:49, 31 October 2016

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Description[edit]

Dead or Alive is a 3D video game, following in the footsteps of Tekken and Virtua Fighter. Along with featuring various bouncy girls, the ninja from Ninja Gaiden, and a Hulk Hogan wannabe, it is most well-known its spinoff series, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, which is a sacred piece of creator-driven artwork that deserves to be released outside of Japan for the sake of freedom of speech mainly an excuse to show the girls on the beach. The series inspired a live-action movie called DOA: Dead or Alive, which is surprising, seeing as how the series is somewhat obscure. Tomonobu Itagaki, the creator of the games, really fucking hates Tekken.

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Media Information[edit]

  • Video Game Series
  • Made by Team Ninja, published by Tecmo
  • Began in 1996. Most recent entries are Dead or Alive 5 (2012) and Dead or Alive: Xtreme 3 (2016).

Characters[edit]

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Kasumi
  • Ayane
  • Ryu Hayabusa (The guy from Ninja Gaiden. He's here, for some reason.)
  • Bass
  • Christie (Should not be confused with the other Christie. Or the Oreo guy.)
  • Zack
  • Hitomi
  • Samus Aran (She really is in the Dead Or Alive: Dimensions game for the Nintendo 3DS for some reason. Not actually playable though.)
  • Lisa Hamilton
  • Mai Shiranui (Showed up in Dead or Alive 5. Seriously.)
  • Akira Yuki, Lei Fang, Jacky Bryant, and Sarah Bryant (them too)

Usage[edit]

Rarely used in poop.

First Used in a Poop by[edit]

  • mattmanguy

DOA Extreme Poop

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Often Used by[edit]

Sometimes Used by[edit]

  • kadoomerang

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Disliked by[edit]

  • Gay men
  • Straight women
  • Namco


Further information[edit]

  • Canonically exists in the same universe as Ninja Gaiden, Virtua Fighter, Metroid, Samurai Warriors (don't think about it too much), and Fatal Fury.

See also[edit]

Main Source for Poopers[edit]

Youtube Gametrailers

Or, hell, any video game website.