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Cortes

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DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI

History

First poop seen

I don't knows. lolol

GALLLERS IS GAY

Style

Preferred Sources

  • Sesame Street
  • The Count and Cookie Monster
  • Billy Cosby
  • Old Educational Cartoons
  • Old commercials
  • Godzilla Cartoon
  • Weird old toys
  • Puppets
  • Vincent Price
  • Fruity Pebbles
  • Anything weird and retro from another era

Preferred Methods

  • Glitches
  • Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
  • Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
  • Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
  • Brain-rape
  • Ear-rape
  • Penile rape

Dislikes

Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.

Reception

Criticism

Achievements

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Fans

Other Information

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