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==DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI==
 
==DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI==
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I don't knows. lolol
 
I don't knows. lolol
  
GALLLERS IS GAY
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[[Gallers|GALLLERS]] IS GAY
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
 
So Fresh Recknize
 
So Fresh Recknize
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
* Sesame Street
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* [[Sesame Street]]
 
* The Count and Cookie Monster
 
* The Count and Cookie Monster
* Billy Cosby
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* [[Bill Cosby|Billy Cosby]]
 
* Old Educational Cartoons
 
* Old Educational Cartoons
 
* Old commercials
 
* Old commercials
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* Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
 
* Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
 
* Brain-rape
 
* Brain-rape
* Ear-rape
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* [[Ear rape]]
 
* Penile rape
 
* Penile rape
  
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GARF. I MADE GARF.
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[[GARF]]. I MADE GARF.
  
 
I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK
 
I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK

Latest revision as of 06:48, 9 May 2010

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Cortes is black?

DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI[edit]

History[edit]

Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.

First poop seen[edit]

I don't knows. lolol

GALLLERS IS GAY

Style[edit]

So Fresh Recknize

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Sesame Street
  • The Count and Cookie Monster
  • Billy Cosby
  • Old Educational Cartoons
  • Old commercials
  • Godzilla Cartoon
  • Weird old toys
  • Puppets
  • Vincent Price
  • Fruity Pebbles
  • Anything weird and retro from another era

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Glitches
  • Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
  • Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
  • Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
  • Brain-rape
  • Ear rape
  • Penile rape

Dislikes[edit]

Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.

Reception[edit]

Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes


Achievements[edit]

GARF. I MADE GARF.

I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1

I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8


I ALSO MAKEN LOVE

http://www.discoverychannel.com

Other Information[edit]

Trivia[edit]

Wuts Garf y/n

Links[edit]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BrettCelinski