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==DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI==
 
==DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI==
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Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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I don't knows. lolol
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[[Gallers|GALLLERS]] IS GAY
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
 
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So Fresh Recknize
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
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* [[Sesame Street]]
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* The Count and Cookie Monster
*other <!-- hopefully-->
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* [[Bill Cosby|Billy Cosby]]
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* Old Educational Cartoons
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* Old commercials
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* Godzilla Cartoon
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* Weird old toys
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* Puppets
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* Vincent Price
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* Fruity Pebbles
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* Anything weird and retro from another era
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
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* Glitches
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* Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
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* Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
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* Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
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* Brain-rape
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* [[Ear rape]]
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* Penile rape
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
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Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
===Criticism===
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Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes
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===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
 
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==Associates==
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[[GARF]]. I MADE GARF.
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I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK
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http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1
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I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS
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http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8
  
===In Real Life===
 
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I ALSO MAKEN LOVE
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===Fans===
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http://www.discoverychannel.com
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==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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Wuts Garf y/n
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
  
 
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http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BrettCelinski

Latest revision as of 06:48, 9 May 2010

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Cortes is black?

DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI[edit]

History[edit]

Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.

First poop seen[edit]

I don't knows. lolol

GALLLERS IS GAY

Style[edit]

So Fresh Recknize

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Sesame Street
  • The Count and Cookie Monster
  • Billy Cosby
  • Old Educational Cartoons
  • Old commercials
  • Godzilla Cartoon
  • Weird old toys
  • Puppets
  • Vincent Price
  • Fruity Pebbles
  • Anything weird and retro from another era

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Glitches
  • Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
  • Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
  • Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
  • Brain-rape
  • Ear rape
  • Penile rape

Dislikes[edit]

Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.

Reception[edit]

Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes


Achievements[edit]

GARF. I MADE GARF.

I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1

I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8


I ALSO MAKEN LOVE

http://www.discoverychannel.com

Other Information[edit]

Trivia[edit]

Wuts Garf y/n

Links[edit]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BrettCelinski