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[[Image:Deliciouscoke.JPG|thumb|right|Coca-Cola is delicious!]] | [[Image:Deliciouscoke.JPG|thumb|right|Coca-Cola is delicious!]] | ||
| − | {{VidCaption| | + | Coca-Cola is the one thing, other than [[Uctions]] and [[Magic Drugs]], that all [[Link|true warriors]] strive [[4|for]]. It has been around since 1886, and can be found all over the world, and literally everywhere on earth. Not only that, but it is the most recognised brand on earth as a result. It is also known for its secret formula, which is top secret (much like the 11 herbs and spices of [[KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]]). The only known ingredient of this formula is [[Uctions]] powder. The guys who make Coca-Cola are creators of other soda, including Sprite, which is the ultimate lemon-lime soda around. Seriously though, [[fuck]] [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses|Mountain Dew]], [[fuck]] Sierra Mist, and [[fuck]] 7-UP! |
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| + | {{VidCaption|fDoDUC9M0Sg|Coca-Cola during [[Jesus Christ|Christmas]].}} | ||
| + | {{VidCaption|-oaiV8MQH7s|Mean Joe in a Coke ad from 1979.}} | ||
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| − | + | Coke was created in Atlanta, Georgia, [[USA]], and there is a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it. They're only true rival is Pepsi (formerly called Pepsi-Cola), which was really popular during the [[Great]] Depression. | |
| − | It | + | It goes great with [[pizza]], as well as [[Aran Ryan|cheeseburgers]] and various [[Japan]]ese foods. |
| − | + | [[Image:Max-headroom-new-coke2.jpg|frame|left|[[Max Headroom]] advises you to say "Catch the Wave" instead.]] | |
| − | == | + | ==Liked By== |
| − | + | *[[Soda Popinski]] | |
| + | *[[Max Headroom]] (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave") | ||
| + | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
| + | *[[Santa Mario|Santa Claus]] | ||
| + | *Polar Bears | ||
| + | **Actually, any creature from the North Pole. | ||
| + | *[[The Beatles]] ([[no]] [[Joker|joke]]!) | ||
| + | *[[Bill Cosby]] (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with [[Max Headroom]]) | ||
| + | *[[Customer Service]] | ||
| + | *[[Dry Bones]] | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]] ([[Delicious|This is delicious!]] [[Yes]]! [[Yes]]!) | ||
| + | *Cokeologists | ||
| + | *[[You]] | ||
| + | *[[Me]] | ||
| + | *Yumi | ||
| + | *[[Fat Mario|Fat People]] | ||
| + | *[[Hank Hill|Grant Hill]] (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill ''Drinks Sprite.'') | ||
| + | *[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (also drinks <b>Tab</b> in addition to [[Pepsi]] Free.) | ||
| + | *Paula Abdul (likes Diet Coke.) | ||
| + | *[[John Cage]] | ||
| + | *[[America]]n soldiers during World War II | ||
| + | *[[American Football|Mean Joe Greene]] | ||
| + | *Druggies who think it still contains cocaine | ||
| + | *Nearly Everyone | ||
| − | + | {{VidCaption|o0bt2Ghz7qk|Japanese Coke advert.}} | |
| − | + | {{VidCaption|I0mimiahe0I|Bill Cosby prefers [[Coca-Cola|Coke]] over [[Pepsi|those sugary soft drinks]].}} | |
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| − | == | + | ==Disliked By== |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Pepsi]]Co |
| − | * | + | *[[Ass|Arse]]holes |
| − | * | + | *[[Retard]]s |
| − | * | + | *[[Bowser Jr.]] |
| − | + | *[[Mike Tyson]] (Was once seen in a [[Die]]t Pepsi commercial.) | |
| − | * | + | *[[Optimus Prime]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Richard Simmons|People who want to be healthy.]] |
==[[Link]]s== | ==[[Link]]s== | ||
*[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company | *[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company | ||
*[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website | *[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website | ||
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| − | Image: | + | [[Image:Coke1.JPG|thumb|left|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[No]]t, [[The Beatles]] like Coke.]] |
| − | + | [[Image:W2546-lo.jpg|frame|centre|WWII-era [[American]] soldiers love Coca-Cola.]] | |
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