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|caption=Frollo's usually like this <s>all the time</s> on a [[good]] day. Yes. | |caption=Frollo's usually like this <s>all the time</s> on a [[good]] day. Yes. | ||
− | |shows=The Hunchback of Notre Dame | + | |shows=The Hunchback of Notre Dame |
|noaddshows=yes | |noaddshows=yes | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=36 | |age=36 | ||
|occupation=Archdeacon, Judge | |occupation=Archdeacon, Judge | ||
− | |cast=[[Lickboot| | + | |cast=[[Lickboot|Tony]] [[Die|Jay]] |
|nationality=French | |nationality=French | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]] | [[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]] | ||
[[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]] | [[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]] | ||
− | {{VidCaption| | + | {{VidCaption|fRO-M4XyAbM|Basically, somewhere between 90% and 95% of [[YouTube Poop]]s involving Frollo contains him singing this.}} |
{{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}} | {{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}} | ||
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===Basic Info=== | ===Basic Info=== | ||
− | Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of Victor Hugo's book "Notre-Dame de [[Paris]]"<!--French name-->. He is a 36-year-old | + | Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of Victor Hugo's book "Notre-Dame de [[Paris]]"<!--French name-->. He is a 36-year-old pervert who enjoys [[rape|raping]] people. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire. |
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===Death=== | ===Death=== | ||
Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]]. Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, we're glad that his [[fuck]]ing face was destroyed in the process. | Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]]. Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, we're glad that his [[fuck]]ing face was destroyed in the process. | ||
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*Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorcerer. | *Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorcerer. | ||
*He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud. | *He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud. | ||
− | * | + | *Claims he's better than the common folk (He calls them "Vulgar, weak and licentious."). |
− | *He | + | *He's believes that he's much purer than [[God]]. |
− | *Once attempted to burn all of [[New York]] due to having diarrhea from eating a | + | *Once attempted to burn all of [[New York]] due to having diarrhea from eating a bagel. |
− | *Also, he thought that [[God]] made [[Satan|the Devil]] | + | *Also, he thought that [[God]] made him so much stronger then [[Satan|the Devil.]] |
*He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]]. | *He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]]. | ||
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*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]] | *One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]] | ||
*Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]] | *Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]] | ||
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*He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | *He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | ||
*Like [[Wario]], Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else. But since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually ignored. | *Like [[Wario]], Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else. But since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually ignored. | ||
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*There was this one time when he spontaneously combusted. | *There was this one time when he spontaneously combusted. | ||
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===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
− | * | + | *Burning things down. |
*Esmerelda | *Esmerelda | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Christianity]] |
*[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.) | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.) | ||
+ | *Beata Maria (The Holy Mary) | ||
+ | *Singing (Especially about [[fire]] and Esmerelda.) | ||
+ | *Calling people [[:Category:Retarded Characters|idiots.]] | ||
*Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.) | *Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.) | ||
− | * | + | *Burning down all of [[Paris]] just to find one person. |
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===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
− | *[[Gay]] | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] |
− | *[[Emo]] | + | *[[Emo Luigi|Emos]] |
+ | *[[Stone Luigi|The builder of Notre Dame]] | ||
*Gypsies | *Gypsies | ||
+ | *[[Hades]] | ||
*[[Hell]] | *[[Hell]] | ||
**[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]] | **[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]] | ||
− | *Sinning (Even though he | + | *The River [[Styx]] |
+ | *Sinning (Even though he's a rapist!) | ||
*Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.) | *Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.) | ||
+ | *Ants living under the stone tiles of the Palace of Justice. | ||
*Having [[sex]] sear his cock and balls. | *Having [[sex]] sear his cock and balls. | ||
*That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing. | *That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing. | ||
− | * | + | *Those red cloaked people that magically appear for no apparent reason. |
*[[Satan|The Devil!]] | *[[Satan|The Devil!]] | ||
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[[Image:200px-ClaudeFrollo.png|thumb|200px|left|[[Mr. Burns|Excellent.]]]] | [[Image:200px-ClaudeFrollo.png|thumb|200px|left|[[Mr. Burns|Excellent.]]]] | ||
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Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]] | Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]] | ||
+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:Claude Frollo}} | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Dead]] | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Christian]] | [[Category:Characters - Christian]] | ||
[[Category:Book Characters]] | [[Category:Book Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] |