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|name=Claude Frollo
 
|name=Claude Frollo
 
|image=Ahhhhhhhhh.jpg
 
|image=Ahhhhhhhhh.jpg
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|caption=Frollo's usually like this <s>all the time</s> on a [[good]] day. Yes.
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|caption=Frollo's usually like this <s>all the time</s> on a [[good]] day.
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|shows=The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Frollo Show
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|shows=The Hunchback of Notre Dame
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=36
 
|age=36
 
|occupation=Archdeacon, Judge
 
|occupation=Archdeacon, Judge
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|cast=[[Lickboot|To]][[Magneto|ny]] [[Dead|Jay]]
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|cast=[[Lickboot|Tony]] [[Die|Jay]]
 
|nationality=French
 
|nationality=French
 
}}
 
}}
 
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]]
 
[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]]
 
[[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]]
 
[[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]]
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{{VidCaption|gqGL9B_TPTI|Basically, somewhere between 90% and 95% of [[YouTube Poop]]s involving Frollo contains him singing this.}}
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{{VidCaption|fRO-M4XyAbM|Basically, somewhere between 90% and 95% of [[YouTube Poop]]s involving Frollo contains him singing this.}}
 
{{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}}
 
{{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}}
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{{VidCaption|WF8JfcJwupc|One example of the many countless Frollo poops.}}
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[[Image:FROLLO THE PERV.JPG|frame|right|Frollo being his typical perverse self.]]
 
===Basic Info===
 
===Basic Info===
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Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of Victor Hugo's book  "Notre-Dame de [[Paris]]"<!--French name-->. He is a 36-year-old preist who fears women. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire.
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Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of the book by Victor Hugo that was originally called "Notre-Dame de [[Paris]]". He is a 36-year-old pervert who enjoys [[rape|raping]] people. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire.
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[[File:Frollonotamused.png|thumb|right|Frollo is not amused by this page. Or by his guard interrupting his song.]]
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===Death===
 
===Death===
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Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]].  Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, we're glad that his [[fuck]]ing face was destroyed in the process.
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Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]].  Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, he's glad that his [[fuck]]ing face was destroyed in the process.
  
 
===Facts===
 
===Facts===
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*Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because [[Gay Luigi]]'s [[cum]] doused the flames.
 
*Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because [[Gay Luigi]]'s [[cum]] doused the flames.
 
*Likes dropping gr[[Donkey Kong|ape]]s all over the floor and watching people slip on them.
 
*Likes dropping gr[[Donkey Kong|ape]]s all over the floor and watching people slip on them.
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*Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorcerer.
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*Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorceror.
 
*He knows he is a righteous man.  Of his virtue he is justly proud.
 
*He knows he is a righteous man.  Of his virtue he is justly proud.
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*He knows he is much purer than the vulgar weak, licentious crowd.
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*Claims he's better than the common folk (He calls them "Vulgar, weak and licentious.").
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*He has a strange obsession with self-destruction, and is always begging for Maria or God to destroy him.
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*He's believes that he's much purer than [[God]].
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*Once attempted to burn all of [[New York]] due to having diarrhea from eating a [[bagel]].
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*Once attempted to burn all of New York due to having diarrhea from eating a bagel.
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*Also, he thought that [[God]] made [[Satan|the Devil]] so much stronger than man.
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*Also, he thought that [[God]] made him so much stronger then [[Satan|the Devil.]]
 
*He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]].
 
*He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]].
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*The surreal visuals in his song comes from the fact that he uses marijuana instead of firewood for his fireplace, filling his room with hallucinatory fumes.  He faints at the end due to complete inebriation.
 
 
*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]]
 
*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]]
 
*Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]]
 
*Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]]
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*He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame.
 
*He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame.
 
*He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him.
 
*He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him.
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*Like [[Wario]], Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else. But since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually ignored.
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*Like [[Wario]], Frollo likes to command things to destroy something else, but since he isn't skilled in hypnosis, the command is usually replied by [[Fat Mario]] saying [[no]].
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*In the book, Frollo was a tragic anti-hero, but this Frollo isn't the one from the book.
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*He spontaneously combusted one time.
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*There was this one time when he spontaneously combusted.
 
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*According to him, all Paris is burning because of [[YOU]]!
 
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*His prayer in the "Hellfire" scene is based on the prayer of the Pharisee in Luke 18:9-14 in the Bible. In said verse, Jesus Christ tells a story of two men, who walk in to a temple to pray; one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, like Frollo, exalts his own righteousness, while proclaiming the sins of others, while the tax collector confesses his own sinfulness and asks [[God]] for mercy. The moral of the story He told was that he who exalts them self will be humbled, while he who humbles himself will be exalted.
 
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**In fact, the whole movie is very similar to said parable, where Frollo is like the Pharisee; stricly adhering to Holy laws, and believing others to be below him, while rejecting his own weakness; while Quasimodo is more like the tax collector; humble and aware of his own weakness, and more accepting of others.
 
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*In 2010, he actually made an appearance on the [[YouChew]] forums, along with other characters, such as [[Billy Mays]], [[Snivy]], and others.
 
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*Was voiced by [[Lickboot|Tony Jay]], who was, ironically, a [[Jewish]] [[England|Englishman]].
 
  
 
===Likes===
 
===Likes===
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*[[Fire]]
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*[[Porn]]
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*Burning things down.
 
*Esmerelda
 
*Esmerelda
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*[[God]], [[Jesus Christ]], and the Virgin Mary
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*[[Christianity]]
 
*[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.)
 
*[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.)
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*Beata Maria (The Holy Mary)
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*Singing (Especially about [[fire]] and Esmerelda.)
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*Calling people [[:Category:Retarded Characters|idiots.]]
 
*Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.)
 
*Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.)
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*His brother Jehan, who acts like a son to Claude. (At least, until the climax of the book.)
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*Burning down all of [[Paris]] just to find one person.
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*Pierre Gringoire
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*Destroying his fucking face.
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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*[[Gay]]s
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
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*[[Emo]]s
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*[[Emo Luigi|Emos]]
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*[[Stone Luigi|The builder of Notre Dame]]
 
*Gypsies
 
*Gypsies
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*[[Hades]]
 
*[[Hell]]
 
*[[Hell]]
 
**[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]]
 
**[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]]
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*Sinning (Even though he lusts for Esmerelda.)
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*The River [[Styx]]
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*Sinning (Even though he's a rapist!)
 
*Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.)
 
*Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.)
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*Ants living under the stone tiles of the Palace of Justice.
 
*Having [[sex]] sear his cock and balls.
 
*Having [[sex]] sear his cock and balls.
 
*That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing.
 
*That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing.
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*The red cloaked people that appear to counter his attempts to justify himself.
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*Those red cloaked people that magically appear for no apparent reason.
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*[[Satan|The Devil!]]
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*The Devil!
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*Women (Until he saw Esmerelda)
 
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[[Image:200px-ClaudeFrollo.png|thumb|200px|left|[[Mr. Burns|Excellent.]]]]
 
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===People Raped By Frollo===
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*Mikuru
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*[[Princess Peach]]
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*Quasimodo
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*One of [[Icarus]]' bananas.
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*(La) Esmerelda
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*[[Birdo]] (This got him banned from Japan.)
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*[[Wendy O. Koopa]]
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*Claude Frollo
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*Jehan Frollo (His actual son who's more bratty than him.)
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*[[Chuck Norris]]
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*[[Gardevoir]]
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*[[Styx|Dennis DeYounge]]
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*[[Lickboot]] (Although some say he (Lickboot) did it just to make some ''more'' [[money]].)
  
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===People Who HAVE Raped Frollo===
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*[[Haruhi]]
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*[[Princess Daisy]]
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*Hornswoggle
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*Claude Frollo (Wait, what?!)
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*[[Larry Koopa]]
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*[[Aran Ryan]]
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*The gargoyle that awakens and drags him into [[the Pit]]s of [[Hell]].
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*[[Freddy Krueger]] (During Freddy's second death that led him to [[the Pit]].)
  
 
Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]]
 
Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]]
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